Drudgereport has officially donned water skis and launched itself over the shark and into wingnut city. First there was Ashley Todd, now there’s today’s BREAKING NEWS HEADLINE of “Obama Congratulates McCain” which a picture of Obama supposedly flipping the bird. However, following the link takes you to a video of Obama scratching his fucking face during a speech. Uhhhhh? Really? This is the best you can do?

Man, if you believe that shit, you’re not gonna BELIEVE the Neuro Linguistic Sorcery over at FOX News!

YOU’RE WITH THE PINKY

Better put all your money in hole in the backyard, buy some assault rifles and move as far into the mountains of Wyoming as possble. THE LIBERAL SUPERMAJORITY IS COMING!!:

Though we doubt most Americans realize it, this would be one of the most profound political and ideological shifts in U.S. history. Liberals would dominate the entire government in a way they haven’t since 1965, or 1933. In other words, the election would mark the restoration of the activist government that fell out of public favor in the 1970s. If the U.S. really is entering a period of unchecked left-wing ascendancy, Americans at least ought to understand what they will be getting, especially with the media cheering it all on.

OH MY GOD?! What kind of horrible lberal travesties are on tap for the hapless American public?! Such tragic injustices such as universal healthcare for all Americans:

Mr. Obama wants to build a public insurance program, modeled after Medicare and open to everyone of any income.

Healthcare for everyone regardless of socio-economic status? CALL OUT THE MILITIA!11 Even worse are the far more insidious plots to create windfall taxes on oil-companies, and enact climate-change legislation that will prevent business from raping the environment in search of profit. THIS IS ALL OUT ANARCHY!11

I would love to start this off with “I have no idea what a ‘Gossip Girl‘ is”, but I’m ashamed to say I do. Thank my girlfriend for that one. Anyways, the cast of the CW show ‘Gossip Girl’ recently put out a PSA to inform parents of the dangers of voting for John McCain, and I thought it was pretty clever. To put it bluntly, yea, most 18 to 25 year-olds definitely know more about the current state of U.S. politics, based on the fact that most old people are stuck in their ways and retarded when it comes to change.

Did you know that Barack Obama’s middle name is Hussein? Did you know he is both a Christian and a Muslim? Did you know he is a certified terrorist? Yea, I didn’t know these things either. Luckily people standing in line waiting for a McCain rally informed us of these horrible, TOTALLY TRUE qualities about our next President Senator Obama. I’ll tell you, man, old white ladies sure have figured everything out… well, besides how to get their homes from foreclosure because of the biggest national debt since the Dust Bowl.

This shows the importance of youth voting. Without an active stance by young people, the routinely massive voting turnout by seniors can easily sway states. Yea, those guys in the videos. Make sure to register to vote.

Our own Daniel Taylor, tipped off by our own “Good Baby” Bonnenfant, has of late been repping a T-shirt that seems to be causing quite the displeasure with the conservative right. Read, and then grab a shirt of your own at crucialbrutal.com.

McCain as we know is an old fashioned guy (Republican= old ideas, values, yada yada) where Obama speaks to the “youth” (Democrats and more opened minded individuals) of America just a little more clearly. So it is no suprise to me that Mr. Obama would support a requirement for both men and women to register with the Selective Service (even though he doesn’t agree with a military draft to be put into place), and McCain to of course oppose, stating that he doesn’t believe women should have to register.  Personally I would love to not have to register myself for the Selective Service, but honestly is looks like a gender inequality issue. I mean its only fair to make both men and women to register, they are both allowed to register freely as is anyways aren’t they? Come on McCain this is 2008, really get with the current times and learn how to use a computer already!!!