So obviously some bigwigs over at Lifestyles (condom maker) have been searching the net recently.  With the influx of all these TOWTALLY HAWTT!!1 Miley Cyrus semi-nudes, who else do you think would go to for possibly the sleaziest marketing campaign EVAR.

Lil’ miss ‘Hannah Montana’ has reportedly been offered a cool $1 million by LifeStyles Condoms to be their rep aimed at getting teens to use their product, the Daily News reports. Ironically, the report comes on the same day that more saucy private photos of Cyrus hit the Web, this time showing the teen queen kissing and cuddling with an unidentified male.

“Pop Culture proves that teens are more ready than ever to disuss the subject of sex,” LifeStyles marketing VP Carol Carrozza said. Carrozza said that recent reports showing 1 in 4 teen girls have a sexually transmitted disease paired with the teen pregnancy rate makes them believe “Miley is both influential and relatable to this afflicted set - and is the obvious choice to get the message of safe sex out to teens across America.”

Aside from the fat paycheck, the condom producer is also willing to give Cyrus a lifetime supply of their prophylactics … for “whenever she decides the time is right.”

Well, judging her by the recent pics that came out today, I think ‘the time is right’.

Man, Jimmy Kimmel is screwed. After 5 years in a relationship that made no sense, Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman have ended their run. The late-night talk show host, previously the host of The Man Show, kind of lost a prize here.

There’s always been something odd about this relationship. Some people call her a horse-face, but I don’t think she’s all that bad. It almost seemed like Silverman was slumming it… oh well.

Sad news for comedy and monogamy fans: late night talk-show host Jimmy Kimmel and his girlfriend of five years, comedienne Sarah Silverman, have broken up.
Kimmel’s rep Lewis Kay and Silverman’s rep Amy Zvi both confirmed that Jimmy and Sarah are no longer dating and issued a joint statement that “Jimmy and Sarah have and will have no further comment.”
With them, so has the faith of all those believed—as we did—that their union was the binding force that kept Hollywood from exploding in a mass chain reaction of irony and sexual frivolity.

In the meantime, Synthesis has obtained an exclusive YouTube video of Silverman’s excuse for leaving him.

Some semi scandalous photos of teen whore Miley Cyrus have been reportedly hacked off her phone by a hacker named TrainReq. Though there are, as of yet, no WIN photos, there are some pretty funny shots of Cyrus wet t-shirting in some public shower (taken by someone else, at that) and of her holding up her shirt to show totally unfappable regions of her 15 year old body. Wait, why is this news again?

I know you’ve been waiting on baited breath for Synthesis to chime in on the latest blog craze: “Is There A Naked Woman Reflected in VP Cheney’s Sun Glasses??? OMG!!!”

I’m no stranger to conspiracy theories (I even subscribe to a few myself), but let’s weigh the likelihood of the naked-lady-in-the-glasses theory in like this. Here’s what would need to happen:

1. Dick Cheney, hanging with a naked woman.
2. The hired photographer taking an official photograph of Cheney with a Naked Woman just hanging out by the side.
3. Secret security just hanging out, letting it happen.

Savor those ideas. Roll them around the tongue. Can’t help but spit that out, eh?

Here’s a thought: DICK CHENEY IS NOT HEF. Let’s review.

Hugh Hefner:

Vice President Dick Cheney:

Do we need to go over that again? Good.

Now, if Cheney was as good at marketing as he is at being an evil bastard, he would be marketing his own brand of Cheney Stunna Shades.

“Wanna have naked women reflected in your shades ALL THE TIME? Try a pair of Cheney Nunna Nunna Nunnas. Now in gold fleck!”

I’m not gonna tell the blogosphere to get their mind out of the gutter (far from it), but just think about this for a second, alright? Now listen to Chico’s The Hooliganz and get your slump on. And vote Obama. End of story.

Like Nine Inch Nails before them, Radiohead are making the individual tracks to their new single “Nude” available on iTunes for use in crafting homemade remixes. However, the one caveat to this seemingly fan-appreciative jesture is that the “stems”, or individual components, for each song have to purchased separately. That sound you just heard was Thom Yorke’s bank account getting stacked with loot:

Radiohead, iTunes and Garageband are giving fans the opportunity to remix the band’s new single “Nude” at http://www.radioheadremix.com

To make remixing easy, the separate ’stems’* from the song will be available to purchase from iTunes. The ’stems’ available are bass, voice, guitar, strings/fx and drums. Fans can mix them in any way they like, either by adding their own beats and instrumentation, or just remixing the original parts.

Fans who purchase all five ’stems’ from iTunes during the first week they’re available, will be sent an access code to a GarageBand file ready to open in GarageBand or Logic. However, you don’t need GarageBand to do a remix, all the stems are available in iTunes Plus and compatible with several music software platforms.

Finished mixes can be uploaded to http://www.radioheadremix.com where the public will listen and vote for their favourite remix (voting ends May 1st). Fans can also create a widget allowing votes from their own website, Facebook or MySpace page to be counted as ‘mix votes’ back on radioheadremix.com.

Sounds like a lot of work to me. I’d rather just teach my shitty band the chords to “High and Dry” and play that shit for free.

As if this week couldn’t get any better in terms of me being able to watch porn at the office, Hills star Audrina Patridge’s nude pics have surfaced to the top of the internets.

Kristin Davis is pretty good looking, but she’s got nothing on this Audrina girl.

Check it:

Oh, and if you’re down for that trashier, crack addicted celeb, check out what found it’s way onto the web: