Linda Hogan has to be up for bitch of the year right now.  After divorcing ‘Father of the Year‘ (official title, mind you) Hulk Hogan, she grabbed a hot 19-year-old piece of ass for her boy toy.  Then, she throws Hulk’s nuts in a vice, threatening to sue him for not paying her bagillion dollar a month Vegas pad and talks shit about the kid who is brain dead about her son.
Well, Linda is back doing crazy bitch stuff again.  I found an audio recording of a 911 phone call (thanks WWTDD) that she made asking police to protect her from an apparent stalker that she ends up stalking.  You can’t make this shit up.

Linda: He’s been ordered away because he’s threatened my life before and I don’t want him around I’m shaking, I’m following him until he leaves.
911: Okay, you said he left, or he is leaving?
Linda: Yeah he left, I’m following him right now.
911: Why are you following him?
Linda: I don’t know
911: Stop following him!

The upcoming show Brooke Hogan Knows Best is slated to hit the airwaves in the somewhat near future, and hopefully we’ll get some more crazy Linda Hogan footage out of that.

Man, I’m actually feeling sorry for Hulk Hogan. First, his wife leaves him (crazy bitch). Then his son, dickhead of the year Nick Hogan wraps his car around a tree, leaving his friend in a vegitative state. Well, now it’s back to wifey again, as Linda is threatening jail time on the former wrestler until he makes court ordered payments on her overpriced, $4.2 million condo in Las Vegas.

To top it off, Linda is now toting around a new accessory, a 19 year old boy toy. Brooke Hogan, on her blog, announced how disturbed she was by the whole ordeal. To me, she seems like a really sweet girl who gets used by her family to achieve notoriety.

From a website I frequent a ton, Gaywire.com:

Things have gotten ugly between Hulk Hogan and his estranged wife Linda Bollea. Now she’s talking jail time for the Hulk over not making payments on their $4.2 million condo in Las Vegas…

Now, Linda Bollea has asked a Florida judge to put Hulk behind bars until he makes the court ordered payments on their condo.

To add insult to injury, Linda—now dubbed ‘Cougar’ by the media—has been parading around town with her new 19-year-old beau… a man daughter Brooke Hogan says was a year behind her in school.

“I’m totally freaked out,” 20-year-old Brooke Hogan said in blog on her web site. “I personally don’t like it at all or condone it, but she’s my mom, so I have to show her support.”

“You know, I thought we were one of the normal Hollywood families,” Brooke Hogan continued. “It’s crazy watching it all fall apart, but I hope for the best.”

Fact: Nick Hogan is a dirtbag.
Fact: Karma is a bitch.
Recently, pics of Nick Hogan’s jail cell have popped up on the internetz. Besides the fact that the room is “half the size of his bathroom”, and that whole deal about him being a huge target for 1. being Hulk’s whiny ass son and 2. him sending a Marine into a vegetative state, I’m sure he’s doing just fine.

In unrelated news, I hear that the Hulk is looking to revamp his amazing music career.

I’m sorry, was he rapping about eating vitamins and swimming with a buddy?

I grew up watching Hulk Hogan destroying Randy Savage  and Rick Flair, well before he started making horrible movies and announcing for that pathetic reinvented American Gladiators.  When the Hulkster popped up on VH1, I was mildly intrigued and figured I would give it a try.  It’s about four years after it first premiered, and I still hate Nick Hogan more than ever.  Lets talk about his recent life after the jump, shall we?

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