Remember in Trailer Park Boys when they decided to not get thrown in jail and instead do pretty crimes? A lot of petty crimes? Well, three crooks in Arizona had a similar notion…$29,000 in copper wire stolen from street lights. Just take another look at those guys up at the top and remember that the adage “Never trust a book by its cover” isn’t 100 percent accurate.

Men arrested with $29,000 in copper wire from street lights

In other news, there’s nothing cool on Google Trends.

…is removed, but homeboy still looks kinda like Jabba The Hut.

Huang Chuncai holds the record for most facial tumors and is the most interesting looking person on the planet.

“I used t feel very uncomfortable. Now that the more-than-10 kilogram tumor has been cut off, i feel very relieved.”

Full Story HERE.

Neurofibroma is a Motherfucker.

sorry, but I’d hate myself more if I didn’t point this out:

Here’s hoping that once I’m done bashing my face on the lovely concrete driveway, the bloodstains will resemble the face of the solar Messiah in the age of Pisces. Then I could make shit loads of money the holy way on ebay.

Don’t worry America. The leader of our country is only getting his pooper inspected.

“WASHINGTON (AP) - President Bush will undergo a routine colonoscopy Saturday and temporarily hand presidential powers over to Vice President Dick Cheney, White House press secretary Tony Snow said.”
(quote taken from www.9news.com)

A colonoscopy is a procedure that allows a doctor to poke around inside your colon to look for hidden treasure or video game cheats or ulcers or weird growths and , you know, ‘waste’. Poop. Excrement. Or actually, since it isn’t outside the body yet… increment? Poopcrement. Anyway, this whole colonoscopy thing leads me to wonder…

What kind of crap is our president full of?