Rufus Wainwright recently told New York Magazine that he is “probably the one person who can really help Britney Spears.”

Granted, Wainwright did a ton of Meth back in the day (and actually temporally lost his vision during an overdose). Legend also has it that he partied with one of the Bush daughters making him kind of a bad ass but seriously - he also told New York Magazine “Britney Spears is basically an analogy for the world. Whereas Judy Garland was an analogy for the world in the fifties and sixties, Britney is now.” Srsly Wtf dude?

Lindsay Lohan recently recreated Marilyn Monroe’s famous”last sitting,” for an upcoming feature in New York magazine. Check those freckles! Girl looks like she should be modeling for Abby Winters. Now pardon me while I fap.