Pharrell Williams will be one of the first to use the new revolutionary procedure to remove his numerous tattoos. The suddenly grown man doesn’t wanna put off a bad image.

Williams is having replicated skin grown to cover his tats. Nasty!

The N.E.R.D. front man said, “It’s basically like getting a skin graft, but you’re not taking skin from your ass or your legs. These guys actually grow the skin for you. First you have to give them a sample of your skin, which they then replicate. Once that’s been done, they sew it on - and it’s seamless.”

EW. So much for Pharrell being hott.

Upon first glance, I wasn’t really feelin’ this chair. I thought, “Oh legs on a chair, not a very original idea.” But then I looked at the legs and realized that there was something naughty about it. Something is definitely going on above the knees. THEN, I thought how cool it would be to have an erotic photoshoot with this chair. And I’m sold!

Here’s what Pharrell Williams has to say about the concept behind his design…

“I had often wondered what it’s like to truly be in love, not lust for once. So I decided not to ask what it was like in someone else’s shoes or what it was like to sit in their seat. I decided to sketch out my own experiment; the perspective chair.” - Pharrell Williams, co-designer of Perspective

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“What am I going to see tonight?” It was a tough decision to make, which is what happens at SXSW every night. Friday’s question was, “Do I go see NERD or The Clipse?” I ended up going with The Clipse and I’m glad I did since they completely killed Emo’s. Cool Kids, A-Trak and Kid Sister. More photos of the rest of the show coming later - the whole evening was EPIC.

More sick photos after the jump. (more…)

This just in (presses index finger to ear): Kanye West announced on his blog today that the U.S. / Canada leg of his tour will include Lupe Fiasco, N.E.R.D and Rihanna. I bet you want dates and locations. Too bad. Stay tuned!! In the meantime, maybe you could check out the sweet (but vague) tour poster:

Or maybe you could brush up on your Connect Four game (that links to an online version). It helped ‘Ye get through hard times with the loss of his mom while he was on tour in Europe.

If I may express my opinion here (and allow you, dear reader, to hate on it) I can’t really get with the Connect Four revival. You want strategy? Try playing some Sequence, beezies! That’s the real ish.