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Palin is Offered $2 Million to Be in Porn
Author: Ms. Nickels11 Nov
When you fail at snagging the Vice Presidency, what else is there to do? BE A LUCRATIVE PORN STAR!
From Canada.com:
Florida-based porn director Cezar Capone has offered to pay Palin $2 million to appear in an adult film production.
Capone promises in an open letter on his website that the film would be distributed internationally, shot in high definition, and feature a “beautiful mother recognized by all of America as well as the rest of the world - the most desirable woman over 40.”
To prove he’s serious about the offer, Capone says he’s prepared to hold the money in escrow immediately.
To sweeten the deal, Palin’s husband Todd has been offered a co-starring role in the production, for which Capone would be “prepared to kick in an extra $100,000,” and a new Arctic Cat snowmobile.
Palin hasn’t publicly responded to the offer, which was sent to her administration office in Juneau, Alaska, on Nov. 6.
Hustler Magazine recently released a spoof Palin porn video titled Nailin’ Paylin, which was referenced in a now infamous YouTube prank call made by Montreal shock jocks the Masked Avengers in the final days of the U.S. election campaign.
Vote YES for the Palin Porn Proposition by commenting below. Or you can vote no if you’re a stick in the mud.
Nailin’ Paylin
Author: alisse15 Oct
Larry Flynt went through with it. “Nailin’ Paylin,” brought to you by Hustler, has just released some publicity shots and they are… well, look for yourself.
My personal favorite:
“I Want A Big O”
Author: alisse9 Oct
Forget Nailin’ Paylin, it’s supposably all about HEADOSTATE now. $21.95 worth every penny!?
“Love your candidate, let him love you back!”
Next up:
“He’s been screwing you for 8 years so you might as well enjoy it!”
Larry Flynt & Sarah Palin
Author: alisse3 Oct
Porn producer, Larry Flynt, is making a porno all about the one and only Sarah Palin. The search on Craigslist, yes seriously, has ended. Flynt found his leading lady and the movie is now in pre-production.
“Nailin’ Paylin” has been put on rapid production so it arrives within the next month before the election. There are plans for a threeway with Hilary and Condoleezza look-alikes.
The faux Sarah is Lisa Ann (SEE BELOW), who “will be nailing the Russians who come knocking on her back-door.” In another scene (a flashback) “young Paylin’s creationist college professor will explain a ‘big bang’ theory even she can’t deny!”
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