I’m not sure how I’m feeling about the new Metallica songs.  Sure, they’re lightyears beyond St. Anger, but thats besides the point.  If you’re eating a bad sandwich, and someone says it’s a ton better than eating shit, that’s not saying much… amiright?

2 positives are that Lars replaced that horrid sounding snare drum from St. Anger with something a little better, and that Hammett is back to playing screaming leads. Besides that, nothing too special. Oh, the video is long, drawn out and has something to do with war, but I got distracted at about 4 minutes deep… see if you can top my record.

Metallica - The Day That Never Comes

We’ve all received emails trying to convince us that our Johnson’s are too small, and to fix that we need to buy some pills, a pump or a hypnosis video. Most people just delete these emails, knowing they are complete rubbish. But what about the people that read the statistics equipped in these emails, do they become psychologically harmed over time?

I am beginning to think so, yes.

There’s one man who’s had enough. A video featuring artists and random people kidnapped off the sidewalks from Chico, CA has just been released onto the interwebs. I assume this video is the result from years of receiving Penis Enlargement spam emails, failure in bed and society’s need to make every person alive feel inadequate. But it could also be a blow in you face because his is bigger than yours. I really don’t know for sure.

Anyways, without further adieu, I present to you The Small Penis Blues.

Note:I am an extra in this video, see if you can find me.

A missed friend of mine linked me to this music vid by The Streets. Check out the video info, interesante:

During a great period of intense mixing we decided that it might be nice to shoot a video. This isn’t the way the record industry works and so it was under the radar of the label and done totally for us by us on a shoe string. It was totally different from any other promo that I’ve made in that it was something real that we just filmed rather than trying to create something real looking using lots of people and lots of angles. I feel like it’s more than a video in that sense. Aswell as looking quite odd without all the singing and quick cuts.

This music video is radical. I’ve never heard of Clark but I likey! Plus our blog need moar trippy shit. Thanks, Espy.

Weezer, you get me! I heart Internet fame.

Pendulum has the rare distinction of being an electro-punk band I can get down to. This video for their song “Granite” is pretty tight, featuring footage of UFOs captured in chaotic news footage. Don’t worry. It’s not real. OR IS IT?!

“Granite” is featured on their US debut album Silico, which is due out May 12th.