What Could Ever Possibly Be Cuter Than a Miniature Horse?

A BABY MINIATURE HORSE ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAWWWWW!!!!!111 You can actually learn a lot about Miniature Horses on YouTube. Such as:

Miniature Horses in England Get Pissed as Fuck.

And “Two young stallions are delightful to watch playing.” Why yes, yes they are.

The thing about Miniature Horses though that’s probably the most fucking bad ass, is the fact that you can actually train them and use them as service animals. Like Seeing Eye Dogs, but instead of a dog, it’s a little goddamn horse. FUCK WITH IT!

And as it turns out, not just people who are blind or fucked up physically qualify for a mini horse friend. All you have to be is emo as fuck. Check it:

Miniature Horses gain rights as Emotional Support Animals

Recent court rulings have extended the rights of the disabled to employ emotional support animals (ESA). To qualify, the disabled person must have a Psychological Neurosis (as delineated by the American Psychological Association diagnostic guidelines), and the animals must provide a legitimate service.

For example a person who was traumatized by a mugging could get diagnosed with Agoraphobia and gain the right to keep a ESA dog in an area where no pets are allowed.

On May 9 2003, the Department of Transportation (DOT) published new guidelines concerning service animals and air transportation as they relate to the Air Carrier Access Act (ACCA), ruling that ESAs fall within the scope of the ADA.

The financial costs to those who violate the rights of ESA users can be substantial. In 2000, a Minnesota judge awarded a man Post Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) $190,000 in damages after his condominium association refused to allow him to keep a ESA dog.

Miniature horses have been recognized as therapy animals. Miniature horses have the right to act as mobility aids, pulling wheelchairs and steadying those who could not walk without external support.

Dude I’m so getting an Emotional Support Horse. Emo Horses are the new shit for ‘08. RECOGNIZE