When he’s not busy pwning Mark Spitz and winning over 9000 gold medals, Michael Phelps is seemingly always rocking some shit on his iPod. Since for at least this week he’s bigger than Miley Cyrus, Yahoo! Sports lurked into what’s on Phelps’ iPod, and guess what? It’s mostly shit, shit and more shit:

While his pre-race tracklist varies, Phelps has said that “I’m Me” by Lil’ Wayne has been on his playlist in Beijing. Other artists that populate Phelps’ iPod include: Jay-Z, Young Jeezy, Eminem and Outkast. (What, no ‘Pac?) Occasionally, he’ll throw some techno into the mix, but usually keeps things rap-centric. Phelps doesn’t speak much about the specific songs he’s listening to, but he did tell NBC in 2004 that Eminem’s “‘Til I Collapse” was on his most-played list at Athens. In 2005, he created a playlist for the website Rhapsody that included the songs “Roses” by Outkast, “Burn” by Usher, “Overnight Celebrity” by Twista and  “Smile” by G-Unit.

The modern fan-girl, trendy music scene has become this breeding ground for artists that have zero talent to bitch and moan about how they’re famous for not playing their instruments or cross dressing or whatever Trace Cyrus/ Jeffree Star did to get public recognition. If you haven’t checked out the cat fight yet, click…HERE.

Senses Fail’s very own Buddy has written an open letter to the two little whiners, asking them to stop being little wieners.

Dear Trace Cyrus and Jeffery Star

Hi man and lady, I just wanted to introduce myself to you, man and woman. I am very upset with you two. I have spent a good period of my young life striving to make it in the music business, well not make it but, just have a place where I can express myself. I find that you two seem to take this music scene ( be it punk rock, emo, alternative, whatever you want to call it) for granted. I want you two to resolve your differences because the music world is hanging by a whim and chomping at the bit for you people to resolve the conflict in your relationship. Why is it that you both can’t get along? I mean Trace you guys both choreograph your own dance moves for stage, you guys write music for the sole sake of making money/wanting a celebrity status and you both look like women. Why can’t you too just get along? Jeffery, I am sorry I don’t know much about you, all I know is that you are fond of the word cunt. I hope that you can find it in you to re-open your loving arms to the talent that is Mr. Cyrus, not to be confused with Mr. Billy Ray Cyrus. Im sorry but the two of you make this music scene, something that I have been a part of since I was 14 into a laughable-perezhilton.com-joke. I wish that you guys would just make up, make out and produce some shitty music together, in bed or in the studio, so the world can rest at ease. I wish you both the best of luck and most importantly wish the people writing your music for you the best of luck. I hope this finds you well.

Buddy

p.s. Shake, shake, shha shha shha shha shake it.

Mildly amusing, isn’t it?

So obviously some bigwigs over at Lifestyles (condom maker) have been searching the net recently.  With the influx of all these TOWTALLY HAWTT!!1 Miley Cyrus semi-nudes, who else do you think would go to for possibly the sleaziest marketing campaign EVAR.

Lil’ miss ‘Hannah Montana’ has reportedly been offered a cool $1 million by LifeStyles Condoms to be their rep aimed at getting teens to use their product, the Daily News reports. Ironically, the report comes on the same day that more saucy private photos of Cyrus hit the Web, this time showing the teen queen kissing and cuddling with an unidentified male.

“Pop Culture proves that teens are more ready than ever to disuss the subject of sex,” LifeStyles marketing VP Carol Carrozza said. Carrozza said that recent reports showing 1 in 4 teen girls have a sexually transmitted disease paired with the teen pregnancy rate makes them believe “Miley is both influential and relatable to this afflicted set - and is the obvious choice to get the message of safe sex out to teens across America.”

Aside from the fat paycheck, the condom producer is also willing to give Cyrus a lifetime supply of their prophylactics … for “whenever she decides the time is right.”

Well, judging her by the recent pics that came out today, I think ‘the time is right’.

That chill ass California indie hip hop group (band?) that Video Matt spoke with at Warped Tour, that your girlfriend can’t stop listening to, that seem like some rad bros you’d totally kick it with… have a brand new reality show called Buzzin’ that airs tonight on MTV at 10:30 EST. Basically, those guys are going to be hotter than Miley Cyrus in Playboy. Good thing we actually did something right and lined up a bunch of content on Shwayze. Stay tuned for articles on DJ Skeet Skeet, as well as the Fashion brands they endorse. And soon you can enter to win a Shwayze beach pack from the sweepstakes page.

Check out the trailer for “Buzzin” here.

Trace Cyrus, brother of Miley Cyrus, drug-abusing nemesis of Jeffree Star and frontman for Video Matt’s favorite band Metro Station, apparently wants you to prank call a piercer who “ripped him off” as per a bulletin he posted on his band’s Myspace:

PRANK CALL THIS NUMBER!!!! 206-329-8274

so i usually dont take these personal problems so seriously. but i just got fucked over at a piercing shop and the dude as a complete jerk.

after selling me the wrong shit still refusing to refund my money and hanging up the phone on me.

call this number 206-329-8274

erica and christopher were the fools names.

make them have to change there number.

appreciate the love

trace

I just tried calling it and no one answered, but the message said they opened at 11, so I’ll try back in a little bit and see how these folks feel about the whole sitch. Stay tuned.

Some semi scandalous photos of teen whore Miley Cyrus have been reportedly hacked off her phone by a hacker named TrainReq. Though there are, as of yet, no WIN photos, there are some pretty funny shots of Cyrus wet t-shirting in some public shower (taken by someone else, at that) and of her holding up her shirt to show totally unfappable regions of her 15 year old body. Wait, why is this news again?