All of it. Iran’s missiles? not just photoshopped, but made up. Jesse Jackson’s “hot mic”? Not really such an accident. Amazon lost tribe? Nope. Phones popping popcorn? Nope. You don’t even need conspiracy theories to explain shit anymore, it’s all just viral marketing, manipulative memetics, or just lazy idiocy. This is my face when I read the news:

Whether getting busted for booze (twice) or fueling pre-marital pregnancy rumors with poor fashion choices, Jenna Bush has always been the headline grabber of President Bush’s two lovely daughters, and last night was no different. As a guest on Larry King Live last night, Jenna came clean and admitted that she will not necessarily vote for John McCain in the fall election, and might instead opt for either Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama. Whatever with that though, the real news is that apparently those infamous beach photos aren’t actually her…bahh. But hey, its the internet, so we can all just pretend from now on and eventually, everyone will believe its the truth. AH MEMETICS!

OMG MEMETICS!!!!!!!!11

CUE THE LOLCATS…..

CUE YTMND PAGES….

CUE THE FONZ JUMPING SHARKS ON WATER SKIS

Its sad that the this is what the world comes to, where things get played out in less than one day (for more information on this phenomenon please see Leave Brittney Alone, etc, al).