I hate posting stuff from College Humor, but they do shit better over there.  They have Hollywood style effects teams with big budgets and have access to child actors by the dozens.  Our skits use toys we found around the office, are generally unfunny and, because of Megan’s Law, aren’t allowed within 50 yards of minors. You have one orgy with 5th graders and people get all up in arms about it. WTF?!!

I hate posting shit from College Humor, but the fact of the matter is that they’re way funnier than anything we’ve put out so far. Our highly anticipated Manchild Drink Beer feature length film is sure to change that.

The whole topic of Bigfoot has really raised some eyebrows in the recent weeks. Lucky for us, the anthropological masters over at Manchild Drink Beer have sifted through billions of hours of footage to bring you the most informative news on the subject. Check out the 2 videos below to learn about the origins of the new findings, as well as what the alleged creature had with him when he was found.

As you probably know, we have an (multiple) award winning series on our YouTube channel called Manchild Drink Beer.  When you have something with so much prestige and valor, people are going to start copying off your work.

A small, speck of a website called College Humor.com has apparently taken our idea of playing with toys and moved it into the video game world. Although I can’t condone them for ripping off our amazing videos, we do feel that it’s a honor that other, less important sites are noting us as an influence in their endeavors.

Oh, this video is fucking awesome, too.

With the up rise in general dbags and con artists on the internetz, it’s surprising I only had my identity stolen by robots and l33t haxxors about 3 times. Luckily, some smart dude invented the most annoying security device EVAR: the captcha.

Bringing that logic into the real world, we here at the Synthesis have began using captchas in everyday life to streamline the massive amount of serious business we have to accomplish daily. In this edition of Manchild Drink Beer, we bring you actual in office footage of a conversation using our new tool. Enjoi.

How I Spent My Stimulus is a user contributed website/imageboard that lets members post about how they spent their economic stimulus check.  The trend is that most of these purchaces are either going directly to other countries via trips, to corperate bigwigs by means of gas purchases and Walmart runs, or a combination of both, i.e. overseas bigwigs.  Good job Dubbya, way actually siphon money out of our dying economy.

Recently, Synthesis caught up with some real Americans and asked what they spent their check on.  Enjoi.