I’m not sure if I should be laughing at this, but here’s Samuel L. Jackson’s new blog entry entitled “Fuck terrorists- we have to watch out for emo kids with firearms”:

I was watching CNN when the news broke about the mall shootings in Omaha. My first thought was, “Oh shit, them terrorists finally decided to make Homeland Security happy,” but as we know now, it ain’t terrorists we need to be afraid of. It’s standard-issue emo kids with firearm access.

This kid, Robert Hawkins, was a sorry-ass motherfucking excuse for a mass murderer. He killed only eight people before he offed himself–now what kind of a weak PG-13 body count is that? I walk into a crowded mall I ain’t coming out alive from, and you can bet your pimpled ass I’m taking out at least twice that. It ain’t worth my time unless I get NC-17. Might as well curl myself up in front of the TV and watch some ‘I Love Lucy’ reruns.
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