A&E has “indefinitely suspended” production of the hit show Dog the Bounty Hunter, after a taped conversation of him imploring his son Tucker to stop dating a “nigger” was leaked onto the internet for hella lulz. Here’s the transcript:

Duane “Dog” Chapman: I don’t care if she’s a Mexican, a whore or whatever. It’s not because she’s black, it’s because we use the word nigger sometimes here. I’m not gonna take a chance ever in life of losing everything I’ve worked for for 30 years because some fucking nigger heard us say nigger and turned us in to the Enquirer magazine. Our career is over! I’m not taking that chance at all! Never in life! Never! Never! If Lyssa [Dog's daughter] was dating a nigger, we would all say ‘fuck you!’ And you know that. If Lyssa brought a black guy home ya da da… it’s not that they’re black, it’s none of that. It’s that we use the word nigger. We don’t mean you fucking scum nigger without a soul. We don’t mean that shit. But America would think we mean that. And we’re not taking a chance on losing everything we got over a racial slur because our son goes with a girl like that. I can’t do that Tucker. You can’t expect Gary, Bonnie, Cecily, all them young kids to [garbled] because ‘I’m in love for 7 months’ - fuck that! So, I’ll help you get another job but you can not work here unless you break up with her and she’s out of your life. I can’t handle that shit. I got ‘em in the parking lot trying to record us. I got that girl saying she’s gonna wear a recorder…

Tucker Chapman: I don’t even know what to say.

Sorry brah! Aloha!!1
(update - Dog the Bounty Hunter Gets PWN3D by His Own Son)

A new British health study has found that Obesity is more dangerous than smoking:

While smoking reduces life by an average of ten years, the research says being seriously overweight can cut life expectancy by as much as 13 years.

The report also found that Secondhand Fatness is a leading cause of acute Grossed the Fuck Out-itis and impotency, as having to look at Front Butts all day makes vaginas seem a little bit less thrilling than they used to be.

I can’t stop reading Encyclopedia Dramatica. So many lulz, so little time. It’s like a Buddyhead for Web 2.0, and since those dudes fell off anyway, ED is now the official winnar of the internet.

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local bars to be alert and remain cautious when offered a drink by any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called “Beer.” The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in cans, bottles, or from taps and in large “kegs” Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that “something bad” occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life’s savings, in a familiar scam known as “a relationship.” In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as “marriage.” Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.