When you think about eating cats, the first race of men that comes to mind are of course those legendary gormandizers of animals small and tall, the Chinese. However, it seems Peruvians have gone a step further than their trans-Pacific brethren by hosting a yearly, two-day Cat Eating Festival:

The ‘Gastronomical Festival of the Cat’ sees townsfolk in Canete, near Lima, feast on the fluffy pets for two days. They believe that eating cat burgers – and fried cat legs and tails – can cure bronchial disease. It is also believed that feline meat serves as an aphrodisiac. The cats are bred especially for this festival – which takes place at the end of September on the Day of Santa Ifigenia.

If you speak Spanish, watch this video and translate it in the replies so we can all drink in the lulz of Peruvians housing Cat leg burgers.

… goes to this guy.  Aside from natural selection being a proven way to weed out the morons, it’s just fucking hilarious to watch people FAIL. Here’s a little bit of lulz for your Monday, so cheers!

Guitarist of megalomaniacal (sic) speed seeks audience who won’t combust

I’d like to start this off by saying one thing: IF YOU DON’T LIKE GUITAR, IF YOU HAVE A FAMILY HISTORY OF CARDIAC INFIRMITY, OR IF YOU ARE IN ANY WAY OF A WEAK DISPOSITION, HIT THE BACK BUTTON RIGHT AWAY.

Postscript: I think I’ll have to have you sign documentation of release before we meet, however, as I am a wanted man in 48 states for assaulting an officer via sweep picking, and my guitar playing has been banned in Norway for causing several churches to burn to the ground. And yeah, I’ve never been to Norway.

This is probably the most even handed cartoon I’ve seen, and one of the only ones that goes after Barak in an intelligent way. Check out the directions at the end of the video to get your face in the video, because that’s what I’mma do right now.

Stay tuned to see what Daniel Taylor’s face is like when he reads this blog.

This makes my life worth living; knowing there’s bigger tools out there than me.

Today I spent a bit of time trolling around trying to find some sw33t sites to pimp our sketch routine, Manchild Drink Beer. Well, needless to say I ended up straying away from my original goal, and found these sites instead. Let’s have at it, shall we?

Tool of Satan is a site that was used by crazy Christians who believed that The Force from the Star Wars saga was a tool of the devil.  No, I’m serious, click the link for proof.  The video (below) shows the group members actively debating that the force is “made up, but jesus is real”.  Look, I’m (somewhat) Catholic, but we’re both on odd grounds… one group believes that the son of God popped out of a virgin, magically made booze from water, died and became a zombie before he flew to heaven; the other one believes in the force.

The Best Page in the Universe is basically a ranting blog that has a few lulz tucked away in it.  The guy probably has too much time on his hands, but what does that say about the dude who actively sought him out, then wrote his own blog about it?  Check this entry in particular.

Last, we have Explosm, which is home to my favorite web comic, Cyanide and Happiness.  It’s always good to stop by and see what the fella’s over there are producing.  Well, that’s my 2 cents, enjoi.