Lindsay Lohan is Going to Kill Someone

If I was a multi millionaire, I’d be getting smashed every night, too. I admit it. I’d probably put Amy Winehouse to shame although I’d make sure to go to health and beauty spa regularly so I didn’t look that haggard. But Lindsay Lohan is probably the dumbest rich bitch, like, EVER. Seriously… if you’re down to go out and get hammered and do a buncha drugs, at least drop a mere $30 to have a taxi take you home. Eff that, I’m sure the girl has a fleet of limo drivers just waiting to snag a firecrotch shot as they toss her ragdoll body in the car.

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  • Lidnsay Lohan Chronicles

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    Take a look at the extremely hard life of a struggling Hollywood actress, who has been tricked into thinking she is a Diva. Lohan is currently filming Georgia Rules, a Morgan Creek production:
    Tuesday/Wednesday -

    11:30 pm - party at Guy’s with Harry Morton

    1:45 am - slam head against car while leaving club

    2:30 am - arrive on the set of “Georgia Rules” [sic] for night shoots in downtown LA

    4:00 am - collapse from heat exhaustion

    4:30 am - go to the hospital to find out real reason for collapse

    6:00 am - released from hospital; head to Harry’s Malibu pad to recover

    8:00 pm - dinner at Il Sole with Harry

    9:30 pm - head to Chateau Marmont

    After her ongoing ‘health problems,’ The Smoking Gun obtained a letter from Morgan Creek CEO James G. Robinson.

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