McCain, whaaaat? Obama, who?!

I’m telling you, it’s all about Anderson Cooper!!!

If any man can save this nation, it’s The Silver Fox! yeah, staring into those baby blues is so subliminal, it could only result in wold peace right? well, at least a few cents off the gas pump (i hope).

Anderson is not only politically savvy but he’s also keen on pop culture and isn’t afraid to speak his mind. and yes, he too is sick of Lindsay Lohan…

Designer C. Ronson has exclusively introduced her new collection for Urban Outfitters. Yes, she is the sister of the alleged lover of Lindsay Lohan.

The collection is called, “Play” and that’s exactly what it reminds me of. Super cute, fun, flowy and comfortable fashion. Her pieces are high quality for lower prices, which is always good for my price range! Most of the pieces are able to mix and match also. Accessories and swimwear are coming soon!

This is the worst idea I’ve ever heard. Paris Hilton is hoping to team with other tabloid and paparazzi loved ladies, especially Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan. She wants to produce a reality television show so the public can see what life is like in the spotlight. Does anyone really care to watch all these trainwrecks at once? Hell no. Hilton also wants to produce a two-hour special.

“Just imagine Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, Tori Spelling — as well as [Denise] Richards, Hilton and her former ‘The Simple Life’ co-star, Nicole Richie — together in one big two-hour special sharing ‘their side’ of what it’s like to be them.
That concept alone reportedly has intrigued a couple of cable channels initially contacted about the concept: Bravo and Lifetime.”

Bad, bad idea. Hilton has to lure them back to the spotlight right after they finally clean it up. This is going to be a crotch-shot mess.

King of crazy Charles Manson released a new record this week via the opensource copyright organization Creative Commons just like Radiohead and Nine Inch Nails. What’s Creative Commons? Well…

Creative Commons provides free tools that let authors, scientists, artists, and educators easily mark their creative work with the freedoms they want it to carry. You can use CC to change your copyright terms from “All Rights Reserved” to “Some Rights Reserved.”

You can download it here I’m sure it’s less than awesome.

In other news somewhat related to both crazy and Manson Lindsay Lohan will star in an upcoming movie about Charles Manson aptly titled Manson Girls. She will play Nancy Pitman, one of Manson’s cult followers/whores in the movie. She’ll also be getting naked in front of the camera (again).

Lindsay Lohan recently recreated Marilyn Monroe’s famous”last sitting,” for an upcoming feature in New York magazine. Check those freckles! Girl looks like she should be modeling for Abby Winters. Now pardon me while I fap.

I don’t know if it’s just been an annoying day or if it’s that I actually despise Lindsay Lohan… My girl Joni Madere at Jules Smith Designs alerted me to the hypocritical and rather ironic fact that Lindsay Lohan just loves her Life Saver Bangles. I rly rly (RLY) like Jules Smith jewelry, but even I know that they don’t hold magical lifesaving properties. Still, you should gimme those bangles, Linz, they’d look better on someone less frivolous with money, drugs, and drinks.