I guess that there was some GQ Man of the Year awards show recently. While presenting some award for best argyle socks or nicest comb-over or whatever the hell that awards show is about, Lily Allen and Elton decided to get in a little bit of a fight. Lily was drunk, Elton makes coke references, you know, the usual.

From her Facebook:

I’m not defending my drunkeness because i don’t need to, i’m 23 it was an awards ceremony i drank the free champagne, how awful of me.
Trying to create a feud on the other hand, and trying to make me out as being some rude little girl with a drink problem is just unfair, Elton and I exchanged jokes and there were no hard feelings at all, infact neither of us gave it a second thought. It’s sad that an evening enjoyed by all had to ruined by some bitter journos again.

Between the likes of Lily Allen and Amy Winehouse, I think there’s something in the booze over there…

Miss Allen tore it up at the Cannes Film Festival where her father was showing his movie tribute to Princess Diana. She was photographed passed out in the cab on the way back to the hotel (is that a nipslip, too?), a few hours before she was found face down on a table next to a nice floral arrangement after having one too many vodka lychee cocktails, and before that she was photographed flipping someone off, sitting cross-legged, and sans undies. The day before that, she took off her bikini for paparazzi. WTF’s her problem? Close friends say she’s still bummed about a miscarriage in January and until a few weeks ago was in a clinic for depression. I think it’s a shame such a cheeky girl doesn’t put her sharp wit to good use. When asked how she felt about her topless pics, she simply says, “It’s my body. I heard I was a Page Three girl.” Stay tuned for her second album, it’s almost done!

from news.com.au

As far as pop goes, Lily Allen is fine by me. Listening to her reminds me of the two weeks that I really liked Lauren Hill’s stuff. Plus, I’m a sucker for Ms. Allen’s drunk-talking-shit-on-stage-who-gives-a-fuck antics. Still, I think it’s funny that the US is revoking her Visa and deporting her ass back to the UK. This will prove to be the first real challenge of UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown’s reign. Oh, besides the whole demanding the release of five British detainees from Guantanamo thing, and dealing with the security who murdered an innocent man in the subway because they thought he had a bomb… But yeah, Lily Allen, see ya!

Allen was searched and detained for five hours after being stopped at LA airport on Sunday, and they weren’t after an autograph.

Her unscheduled meeting with US officials was triggered by concerns after her arrest in London in March when she allegedly clashed with a photographer.

The 22-year-old, currently at her hotel in Los Angeles, is due to leave the US and return to the UK within the next few days.

In other news, fuck lolcats.