A Mexican version of Craigslist is the place to find a discreet, professional hitman. There are tons of hitmen for hire so you can have your pick of the crop! Hitmen, or “sicarios”, have been offering their services on the site and it is not uncommon in Mexico. In 2008 alone, the sicarios have been responsible for 2000 killings. Below are some actual, REAL postings.

“Assassin ex-military professional and discreet. Work guaranteed in 10 days or less. Have worked in Spain. $6,000. Serious requests only” and gives a hotmail address as a contact.

“Problems with a certain person? Do you want me to solve it? Write to me. 100% professional, we don’t take money in advance.”

“I need to contact a killer for a probable contract in the DF (Federal District of Mexico) must be reliable. it is a simple job.”

Watch this a few times and reconsider. If you’re the type of person who learned to think twice before watching any of my videos, I’ll give you a break down: it basically shows a bunch of dolphins being herded up and dragged out of the water, where their throats are then slit, and they’re left to writhe in agony on the concrete until they bleed to death. Whatever happened to Zen and all that shit? I mean, no wonder everyone in Japan is killing themselves.