The president of the Hells Angels of San Francisco was shot and killed in a bar brawl. Mark Guardado, 45, was found with multiple gunshot wounds around 10:30 p.m. outside a bar about a mile from the group’s clubhouse. He was taken to San Francisco General Hospital and died shortly after.

The suspect left the scene on his motorcycle after struggling with Guardado and eventually shooting him. There is suspicion linking the shooting to rival motorcycle club, the Mongols.

The Mongols have feuded with the Hells Angels for a long time. The San Francisco chapter of the Hells Angels is one of the oldest in the country.

People of the internet, I bring you exalted words of wisdom: quit fucking with large animals at the zoo while drunk. Earlier in the year, some dumb drunken kid was mauled by a tiger at the San Francisco Zoo.  Well, apparently the Ukrainians didn’t get the memo.  At the Mykolaev City Zoo yesterday, a young man (drunk) tried to snap some close ups of the beast, and the bear wasn’t into it.  Reports say the zoo keepers tried to stop the bear by throwing bread into the pen and pouring buckets of water on it’s head.  Oh yea, give the bear appetizers when it’s eating it’s main course, that will stop him dead in his tracks.  FAIL.

Bears at a zoo tore a man ‘limb from limb’ when he climbed into their enclosure to have his picture taken with them.

Egged on by friends, the 22-year-old, who was said to be drunk, was killed when two 360kg (57st) Siberian brown bears charged at him.

Witnesses ran to fetch help as the man tried to escape.

Question: What kind of bear is best?

Answer: See video.

On the heels of last month’s incident in Minnesota, when a father shot and killed his 8-year-old son thinking he was a turkey, a Kentucky man shot and killed his 14-year-old son on Sunday….wait for it…thinking he was a turkey:

The father and son were turkey hunting. Police say Steven Schmidthuber got separated from his father, David, 30 minutes after they went into the woods. Police say the father thought his son was a turkey, so he fired at him.

I guess the moral of the story is, next time you’re thinking about taking your boy turkey hunting, maybe you ought to try fishing, or maybe bowling. How about a nice game of Big Buck Hunter?

A book signing turned deadly. Apparently signing a book is not gangsta enough for some people.

All hell broke loose late last night, April 13, at a release party for the new exposé book on super producer Dr. Dre. “Rolling With Dre” is a tell-all book written by former Dre business associate Bruce Williams, in which he details his supposed tumultuous time spent with the producer. The party was held in Tukwila, Washington at Gordon’s on the Green, a restaurant owned by the city. It is not known what exactly started the fighting but by 2AM shots rang out and people started dropping. Two unnamed men were hit, one pronounced dead.

In celebration of the homecoming of former Pakistani Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto, more than 100 people were killed by two bomb blasts along the route of Bhutto’s procession. Early reports suggest the culprits were either suicide bombers or people so excited that they spontaneously combusted. I mean, here in AMERICA! that kind of shit would never happen…

I mean, really, NEVER HAPPEN,

I mean…wait what?