Seriously? They couldn’t think of anyone a little more deserving? Guess not because Vegas club Prive will be presenting Britney’s ex with the honor at a blowout private ceremony and party.

Kevin Federline is the father of four kids; 2 with ex Shar Jackson and 2 with ex Britney Spears. Federline is hosting a party at Prive, in the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino, where he will be named “Father Of The Year” on June 13th. Any good dad would spend Father’s Day at a Vegas nightclub without their kids, right?

Shithead celebrity gossip sites are blowing loads all over their own chesticles over this weekend’s big news: Kevin Federline and Paris Hilton apparently hooking it up in Las Vegas. Here’s hoping there will be a tape soon! Lord knows I haven’t seen Paris Hilton’s vagina NEARLY enough times. Not saying I wouldn’t still hit it, because I would. I’m just saying that Paris Hilton’s genitalia have become officially fap-proof. For some tri-tip smuggling action, take the leap and you’ll see what I mean… [OMGGG NSFW!!1] (more…)

She loses:

He wins:

Good luck, guys:

Kevin Federline might not be completely retarded - talentless? Yes. White trash? Yes. Complete retard? Maybe not. Looks like Kfed has a FOUR HOUR SEX TAPE of him and Spears on their honeymoon. That’s like as long as one of those extended Lord of the Rings movies… let the race to the bottom continue.