Hell No, He Won’t Go

Kanye’s management suggested that perhaps Mr. West think about anger management, and they don’t mean that hardcore rock tour that Eminem started. This is what he blogged:

Do yall remember when people said my fiance was pregnant???? What happened to that rumor????? I guess after we broke up it was just forgot about???? I’m just using that as an example of how people make up stuff and everybody runs with it. I had my own family asking me about that. Now the media is saying I’m going to anger management something or ‘nother. I have never had any conversations about anger management. If anything, I need anger enhancement!! lol! I get off the plane in Hawaii today and the world is saying my management team said blah blah blah… SIIIIIIGGGHHHH! I told the media you can’t make up lies about me because I have a media outlet myself. Oh and sidebar I don’t know if everyone has realized this yet but I don’t do interviews if there’s anything I wanna say I’ll say right here on my own blog.

And this is what I blog:

Should I remind you about this little incident? What about this nice little speech? I say sign his diva ass up for an anger program before he remixes “Rehab”.

Kanye West is enrolled in anger management classes due to his crazy, too frequent outbursts. Remember this old clip from a Hurricane Katrina fundraiser? His management arranged him to take the anger classes because he is losing out on business opportunities. I think it’s pretty funny watching him make an ass out of himself, especially at awards shows and special events where the world can watch him be inappropriate.

The US Visa Office Hates Boy George

Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry: Boy George’s North American tour was cancelled, despite all attempts to appeal to the US Visa Office. This would have been Boy George’s first North American tour as a solo artist in a decade. Cue the tears and sobs of thousands of pop/reggae/electronica-loving middle-aged women. Says he,

“I was really hoping that the issue would be resolved and that some kind soul at the US Visa Office would realize that if the police in the UK placed no restrictions on my movements, that should have been good enough for them. I am very sorry that I will not see all my American fans this year, but I wish them a happy and healthy Fourth of July. I include the Visa Office in those good wishes and realize they are doing a very difficult job and I just got unlucky.”

At least he’s graceful about it. Kanye West would have had a conniption, no?

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  • Kanye West is a Dick

    I hate Kanye West. Granted, he makes samples great music, but besides that, the guys has to be the most arrogant artist in the world.  After the whole Bonnaroo incident where he basically anally raped the audience by not playing til 4 in the morning, one would think he would shut his mouth tighter than when he get his jaw wired shut.

    Mr. West is back at it again, this time writing a horribly emo (and grammatically shitty) blog that asks why people are ‘trying to plot my downfall’. In the letter, written in almost all caps locks, he complains about how horribly hard it is to maintain his job and how his light show ‘cuts my payday in half’. Last time I checked, 50% of damn near 5 million a night is about what most 3rd world countries make over the course of a decade. The blog is too sad for words, so go ahead and read it in full after the jump.

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  • Bonnaroo Crowd Pelts Kanye West

    Festival goers were pissed when Kanye West’s set was delayed for more than two hours. I would be too. He requested a late night performance at the Bonnaroo Music & Arts Festival in Tennessee but did not go on when he was scheduled. The festival crowd responded by chanting “Kanye sucks” and throwing glow sticks at the stage. What’s up with Kanye and glow sticks anyways?

    He was supposed to take the main stage at 2:45 a.m. on Sunday morning. The concert goers were getting sleepy and waiting for West to come on stage. A message on the jumbotrons told them his show would be delayed until 3:15 a.m. and when that didn’t happen, 3:30 a.m.

    West didn’t actually get on stage until 4:25 a.m. because there were problems setting up his elaborate stage set. The set included an interplanetary landscape, wavy black platform, slanted floor in the middle and a video screen above for his galactic themed concert… complete with a spaceship. At Bonnaroo, really?

    Most of the crowd were mad and lost energy and returned to their camp sites. During his performance the morning light came out to show the crowd had disappeared. The crowd was still upset the next day and were encouraged by other bands to continue the “Kanye sucks” chant. Poor Kanye.

    Kanye’s ego glows in the dark..

    Kanye doesn’t appreciate when foreign objects fly towards his face. He will cry about it until you are kicked out of his show. Don’t believe me, here is some proof…

    On Wednesday, a concertgoer threw something on stage during Kanye West, “Glow in the Dark” concert. The best part is when he says, “I am trying to do something big over here.” WOW. Like he wouldn’t respond to something being thrown on HIS stage! Do I need to remind you of what happened at the VMAs? It’s ok Kanye. You are the man. Odds were against you. J-Zay had no faith you could ever become famous but you still kept trying. You singlehandedly revamped the urban sound of hip hop ad rap. Your tour is on fire. You can even rap with your jaw wired shut. But is it possible to maybe eat some humble pie through the wire too?

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