This picture frightened me even more than this post.

Way too early to see this pop up on my computer screen, especially before coffee. This photo is of New York wealthy socialite, Jocelyn Wildenstein. The media has properly nicknamed her as “Cat Woman.” Her husband had an affair with a Russian supermodel which must have turned off her ability to think straight because it sparked her series of plastic surgeries. $4,000,000 to look this scary? And she used to be so pretty..

Amy Winehouse just keeps getting hotter and hotter man. She’s almost on Orc status now, and let me tell you what, nothing gets my dick harder than ORCS, BRO! You know what’s hotter still? According to London’s Sunday Times, Winehouse is now worth upwards of $20 million. For $20 million I’d fuck Jocelyn Wildenstein…actually she’s probably got more loot than that anyway, being that she’s spent $4 million on plastic surgery alone over the last couple decades in an attempt to make herself look like a lion-donkey hybrid.

The scariest part: though the top picture is unfortunately not really Amy Winehouse (yet) the above picture is actually a complete undoctored photo of Mrs. Wildenstein, former wife of the late French billionaire Alec Wildenstein and proof that rich people are just as stupid as regular people, only they can afford it!