On the heels of the rerelease of their quintessential Bleed American CD (which was retitled Jimmy Eat World shortly after 2001’s terrorist attacks for some idiotic reason) Jimmy Eat World have annouced a string of North American tour dates, which will doubtlessly feature thousands of screaming post-teens trying to relive their high school years shouting for the band to play “The Middle.” BE THERE!!!11 Maybe I can go too, and get kicked out of the photo pit and screamed at by the band’s tour manager again for “shooting flash” even though it was the dipshit college newspaper photog behind me, get manhandled by said middle-aged douchebag TM, then get in a gigantic pissing match with the band’s publicist who will take his word over mine and we can all CC as many people on our e-mails as possible and then I can wait until she quits and gets a job somewhere else to start trying to set up shit with the band again. That might be fun!

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Jimmy Eat World and Paramore have announced the routing of a U.S. co-headline tour scheduled to kick off April 1st. Said Jimmy Eat World singer Jim Adkins, “We’re very excited for the upcoming tour with Paramore. We got to know them last December while playing festivals together. They put on a great show and we think it’s going to be an awesome bill.” Adds Hayley Williams (Paramore), “If it all ends tomorrow, we will be happy knowing that we got a tour with the band that gave us a reason to play music.”

APRIL

1st ­ San Antonio, TX ­ Freeman Coliseum
2nd ­ Lubbock, TX ­ Lonestar Amphitheater
3rd ­ El Paso, TX ­ El Paso County Coliseum
5th ­ Irvine, CA ­ Verizon Wireless Amphitheater (Bamboozle West)
6th ­ Bakersfield, CA ­ Rabobank Theater
8th ­ San Jose, CA ­ Event Center at San Jose State
9th ­ Sacramento, CA ­ Sacramento Memorial Auditorium
10th ­ Salem, OR ­ Salem Armory
12th ­ Pocatello, ID ­ Holt Arena
14th ­ Orem, UT ­ McKay Events Center
16th ­ Council Bluffs, IA ­ Mid America Center
17th ­ Springfield, MO ­ The Shrine Mosque
18th ­ Des Moines, IA ­ Val Air Ballroom
19th ­ DeKalb, IL ­ Convocation Center
21st Grand Rapids, MI Deltaplex
22nd ­ Dayton, OH ­ Hara Arena
25th ­ Rochester, NY ­ Gordon Field House
26th ­ Washington, DC ­ Bender Arena
28th ­ Albany, NY ­ Washington Avenue Armory
30th ­ Lowell, MA ­ Paul E. Tsongas Arena

MAY
2nd ­ Atlantic City, NJ ­ Taj Mahal Mark G. Etess Arena

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