In defiance against both the will of man and God, somehow Jenna Jameson has conceived a child. This is a shocking twist of events in the scientific community, as a team of NASA engineers routinely goes into her uterus and sterilizes with flamethrowers.

She’s apparently pretty stoked on the whole issue, though. From the internetz:

“She had a bunch of meetings and things planned for Fashion Week, including meetings for her own line, but she’s postponed everything,” said our source. “She’s completely thrilled, this is something she’s wanted for a very long time.” Jameson miscarried during her marriage to Jay Grdina, whom she divorced in 2006. She also once failed with in vitro.

Her boyfriend, UFC badass Tito Ortitz, is probably someone that would take offense to internet goons bashing his girlfriend and baby, so in the spirit of goodwill, CONGRATULATIONS!

I don’t even know what to call this look. Jenna-anime? 

My friend Roxy Saint is one of the stars of the upcoming Zombie Strippers movie along with Jenna Jameson and Robert Englund.
The official site is here - it’s hits theaters April 18th, enjoy the trailer: