Breath easy internet, I have returned to my blogging post. Over the last week and a half I’ve been journeying up the Pacific Coast with Bear Hunter . As it turns out, when I try and write on my laptop while in the van I start to puke all over my band mates — hence, my absence from Synthesis Blog. Over the next few days I will be recounting my harrowing journey (in between fascinating posts about pop stars getting busted for drugs, children with weird growths on their bodies and general paranoid-paranormal fodder). Get ready, dear readers. Get your asses ready.

While doing research for my last post (and, for the record, typing “jail rape” into a Google Image search counts as research here at Synthesis blog…hey, I just set precedent!!!), I happened to stumble on the best Web site on the internet.

MS Paint Porn (www.mspaintporn.net/) is just as its name implies: crudely rendered pornographic scenes drawn in MS Paint. Its categories run the expected (hardcore, softcore, oral, etc) to the more extreme (BSDM, anal, incest, etc.) to the TOTALLY AWESOME (Robot, Alien, Metaphysical, Pirate, etc.).

I know what I’ll be doing the rest of the day:Masturbating until I cum dust. More rad pics after the jump: (more…)

Some dude from Maryland named Chris Clark sold pizza.com for $2.6 million this week in an online auction. He bought the site in 1994 and has been just paying the $20 renewal annual fee for years. Way to go.

I guess it proves how amazingly bored people are, that there are currently not one but TWO Homer Simpson In Real Life Simulations creeping around the internet, both of which are pretty fucking disturbing.

Even more disturbing though, is the copious amount of Simpsons toon porn to be found on the internet.

 Everyone thought that Sony BMG, the last of the big four record companies to hold onto the failed idea of DRM, had finally pulled its head out its ass when it announced that it would offer its music DRM-free. But now it seems there is a catch. A very unfortunate catch. To download DRM free tracks, consumers will first have to buy a pass, at a STORE. Uhhhhhhhhhhhh…no wonder everyone’s getting fired over there. 

Beware Trolls.

An Internet troll, or simply troll in Internet slang, is someone who intentionally posts controversial or contrary messages in an on-line community such as an on-line discussion forum with the intention of baiting users into an argumentative response.

Hmmm…wonder where I’ve seen that before?????