Guy wrecks Harley, voted for Bush

I think Harley Davidson’s are great bikes, unfortunately some of the drivers of them are about as useless as an inverted penis. This fuck stick is an example of an expanding culture of doucheness. For his final act he will drink gasoline while firing his shotgun at the nearest bystander.

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  • Thank God the Worlds smallest gun will not be sold in the United States, because if I were to die from a bullet wound from this piece of shit I’d like to be buried in the worlds smallest casket, wearing the worlds smallest suit. The gun is only 2.16 inches long but fires real bullets up to 367 feet. The gun would look great on a key chain, and while your fumbling for your house key you could blow off half your face. I think I remember these at Chuckie E. Cheese when I was a boy, I just couldn’t save up the needed 1.8 million tickets for it. Either way Patrick Swayze is dying from cancer and instead of finding the cure to save The Swaze we made a gun that looks like an elf penis.

    Baby Cakes

    thank you Super Deluxe.

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