proof. thanks Ms. Nickels.

Speaking of the infernal idiocy that is right-wing talk radio, perennial shitdick Michael Savage has drawn the ire of rich people with autistic children with his recent on air remarks about autism diasgnoses being used as an excuse for parental failures:

“They don’t have a father around to tell them, ‘Don’t act like a moron. You’ll get nowhere in life,’ ” Savage said during his show. ” ‘Stop acting like a putz. Straighten up. Act like a man. Don’t sit there crying and screaming, you idiot.’ “

A crowd of 50 to 60 people gathered in front of KNEW radio’s Townsend Street offices Sunday to protest the decision by KNEW and Talk Radio Network, the company that syndicates Savage’s shows, to keep him on the air despite his controversial statements.

“Michael Savage’s remarks were hurtful to the safety and the well-being of vulnerable children and we want him off the air,” said Evelyn Ain, president of Autism United in Long Island, whose 8-year-old son has autism. “If this (KNEW) and other radio stations don’t stop carrying Savage’s signal, then we will pursue every advertiser until they drop him.”

Ain was joined at the protest by Craig Johnson, a New York state senator from Long Island, who has advocated for spending on autism issues and education, and by Alice Lai-Bitker, an Alameda County supervisor, and others.

Does any one else wonder why talk radio is dominated by idiots and mouth breathing white dudes, besides of course the fact that most Americans are ignorant assholes? I’ve always figured that anyone smart enough to actually hold any sort of educated opinion is too busy listening to music to fuck with talk radio.

These days, the term “homeless” has become something of a misnomer, used to describe basically anyone fucked up enough to spend most of their days out in public bothering people. However, the majority of tax-payer funded relief programs targeting these “homeless” take the term quite literally, funneling millions of dollars into housing and shelters that become nothing more than safe havens for bums to come down off meth or sleep off their Mad Dog hangovers. The epicenter for this sort of bureacratic idiocy has long been San Francisco, who today announced, that BY GOLLY! MAYBE ALL THOSE HOMELESS PEOPLE AREN’T SO HOMELESS AFTER ALL!!!:

The mayor and others are now admitting what the grand jury reported - that a majority of those on the streets are not homeless. The head of the city’s homeless program, Dariush Kayhan, estimates that 50 to 75 percent of street people live in supportive housing.

“We just warehouse addicts,” said the grand jury’s Stuart Smith. “Granted, it is a nicer place for them, but it doesn’t address the problem.”

In short, the jury is reflecting the views of many San Franciscans who made the choice to live here. They understood that housing and taxes would be higher, and so would the cost of a meal in a restaurant. They understand and believe that the city needs to provide for its poorest homeless residents and don’t begrudge what the grand jury says is $186 million a year in city funds spent to finance homeless programs.

But, they ask, can’t someone stop the panhandling? And, given all the programs and services, is it unreasonable to ask those who are being given supportive housing to start making some effort to be self-sufficient?

“People’s conduct has to be held to account,” Supervisor Bevan Dufty said. “They can’t engage in conduct that is hurtful to them or others.”

ACCOUNTABLE?? You mean they should try to not be complete, abject fucktards? WHERES THE COMPASSION IN THAT??????????????!111/1/1/1

All of it. Iran’s missiles? not just photoshopped, but made up. Jesse Jackson’s “hot mic”? Not really such an accident. Amazon lost tribe? Nope. Phones popping popcorn? Nope. You don’t even need conspiracy theories to explain shit anymore, it’s all just viral marketing, manipulative memetics, or just lazy idiocy. This is my face when I read the news:

Wow, totally shocking that FOX News would distort the truth to magnify the fears of mouth breathing dumbfuck morons across America. I hope John McCain wins the election this November, just to finally prove once and for all how fucking stupid most of this country actually is. After all, FOX news is by far the most popular cable news outlet for American shitdicks, by more than double according to today’s Nielsen ratings. We deserve John McCain, who represents the aging, stale, wealth hungry, military idiocy of our country far more than Barack Obama. Fuck it.

“WARNING: Liquid contents may cause frostbite on contact with skin.”

Well, so much for our compressed air wars. Apparently I have skin like sheets of iron because that shit has hardly bothered me. But our receptionist / sweets enthusiast Dani was not so fortunate. Sorry Dani, I hope the frostbite rash clears up soon, and I am glad we are still friends.

Synthesis: Where idiocy roams free and Social Darwinism can take a fucking hike.