Remember that one time I posted a video of a flying humanoid figure that a “leading Mexican UFO researcher” had proclaimed to totally, unquestionably “real”? Well apparently, if you listen to the version of the video without the creepy X-Files music, you can hear a woman looking through binoculars tell the assembled crowd that it’s just a bunch of balloons. I don’t know though, I’m still holding out for proof that it’s an alien on a jetpack or a Carlos Castaneda-type Don Juan character on some gait of power shit…

A UFO spotted, and videotaped, above Mexico is according to investigators some sort of flying humanoid figure:

The mysterious woman-like figure was caught on camera as it hovered above mountains in Nuevo Leon city. UFO watchers said the figure appeared to be wearing a cape leading to claims that it was a witch or wizard when it was first seen in 2006. Now Mexico’s leading Ufologist Anna Luisa Cid says the sightings were true after carrying out her own investigations.

Looks like a dude on a jetpack to me, but maybe I’m just not thinking out of the box.

Forget flying cars, time travel, cures for cancer, energy conservation, Gb’s of info implanted in your brain, NOW IS THE TIME FOR SEXBOTS!!!!!!!1, says David N.L. Levy, author of Love and Sex with Robots: The Evolution of Human-Robot Relations.
Here’s some quotes:

“Love and sex with robots on a grand scale is inevitable.”

Hmm… why?…

“Love with robots will be as normal as love with other humans, while the number of sexual acts and lovemaking positions commonly practiced between humans will be extended, as robots teach us more than is in all of the world’s published sex manuals combined.

Levy claims that just as we love our cars, our computers, our iPods, it is quite probable that we will also fall in love with sexbots, despite the lack of emotional intimacy. No doubt, women have taken to battery-powered sexual enhancement products as never before. So robot-sex is just a natural extension of a vibrator. Grateful for the immense physical pleasures attained from their robot-induced orgasms, women will be enthralled with their virtual lover’s love-making skills.

Waitaminute. I don’t think that’s a proper comparison. A good one would be like the bimbo that you had fantastic sex with and didn’t really care about. He/She was just hot, but nothing compared to the one that broke your heart, right? One point for love!

Men, on the other hand, will lust after sexbots for purely physical reasons. They may, however, use the sexbots in exploring their feelings on a deeper level.

PSH! Ya. Right. Have you ever heard of a guy exploring the Internet for love advice after jerking off to bangbus.com? I predict men would rather explore the possibility of their sexbot making them a pastrami sandwich.

How far off are we from making lifelike sexbots with artificial skin and everything? Not far, my friend, not far at all. In fact, Korea’s Axis is already making them. They’re called Honeydolls and they go for about $7,000 a piece (of ass!).