Alex Phillips and Revenge via MySpace: Dumb as F

See this guy? He likes revenge. When 17 year old Alex Phillips got pissed at his 16 year old ex-girlfriend, he decided to “vent” by publishing n00dz on his MySpace with clever captions like:

* “Yo, U see how big her hole is! Its from me!”
* “Yo tell me this bitch desurves this!! This is HLK yall”

When contacted by police investigators who asked that the pictures be taken down, his response was “Fuck that, I am keeping them up.” Classic! Well guess what that got him: A Criminal Suit in Lacrosse County Circuit Court! Get ready for the jail-bunkmate love Alex, and thanks for all the lulz!