Quote of the day from Senator Clinton:

“Quitting now,” the senator from New York said today in Philadelphia, “would be as if Rocky Balboa had gotten halfway up those art museum steps and said, ‘Well, I guess that’s about far enough.”‘

“Let me tell you something, when it comes to finishing a fight, Rocky and I have a lot in common. I never quit. I never give up. And neither do the American people,” Clinton said.

Senator, Rocky lost… to a black guy…  PLAYER OWWWWWWWWNED!

Who needs bee costumes when you got Chilean midgets in drag dancing with dudes in bondage masks? As our homie C Bloom would say, La Pequeña Hillary Clinton ain’t no punk.

She is lucky to be alive.

“We fucked up in Ohio. In Ohio they are obsessed and Hillary is going to town on it, because she knows Ohio’s the only place they can win. She’s a monster too - that’s off the record - she is stooping to anything.” –Obama aide Samantha Power

An unfortunate remark from a woman promoting her book to the Scotsman. Ms. Power has since resigned and the comment stands as a black eye amidst a rough week for the Obama campaign. But let’s get down to brass tax: Is Hillary Clinton really a monster? I think not.

I have it on good authority that Hillary Clinton is closely related to the cyborg, specifically Cyberdyne Systems Model 101. And really, the writing is on the wall; manic facial expressions, bulldog front, pitiless emotions and a lust to kill. Combine these traits with her seemingly indestructible nature, and you’ve got yourself a T-800 series Terminator. This of course should come as no surprise, as a T-800 is already the governor of California.

None of this, though, is good news for the Obama camp. It’s not easy fighting off any cyborg, let alone one with a hankering for politics.

A photo, supposedly leaked this weekend by Hillary Clinton campaign staffers, showing Barack Obama dressed in a piss poor Oompa Loompa costume is stirring heated debate by exactly no one outside of television pundits, political bloggers, and every one else who is making money off prolonging the drama of the presidential primaries to the point where even most partisans are switching the channel to FUSE to watch the new Paramore video and logging off of Dailykos in favor of icanhazcheezburger.com. Seriously, can someone win already?

Hillary Clinton and her campaign advisers have decided it wise to accuse Barack Obama of plagiarism. Mass. Governor Deval Patrick is the man Obama allegedly bit off in a recent speech; only problem is that Obama and Patrick are friends, and Patrick has already leaped to Obama’s defense. From the National Ledger…

“Sen. Obama and I are longtime friends and allies. We often share ideas about politics, policy and language… Given the recent attacks from Sen. Clinton, I applaud him [for] responding in just the way he did.”

Bottom line: Hillary is getting desperate. Her campaign is losing steam and, as a result, she has lowered herself to petty mudslinging. It’s only a matter of time before she officially mails it in. At least, that’s the hope.