Wait…THIS LOOKS SHOPPED!!11 But regardless this is the future of America. People who think that tractors are sexy and that God put animals ‘n shit on earth to be kilt. Oh well. We’re all gonna die in four years anyway.

Though The Maine’s is definitely cornier than both sides of Interstate 80 through Iowa, the band is basically blowing the fuck up: currently on tour with Boys Like Girls and Good Charlotte, the band’s debut full length, Can’t Stop Won’t Stop scanned over 12,000 records in its first week to land the band a spot in the top 40 on the Billboard charts and thats just the start: its a proven fact that once Video Matt interviews a band their weekly scans increase by 2349%, so expect next week’s numbers to be on Diamond status. Add to that, the fact that the band is now employing the Cadillac of Minivans of Tour Managers, Peter Digby Sellers, shit is coming together like fucking Voltron for these AZ kids. Check out the interview above then put your stunna shades on and get hyphy only without the whole hip-hop part.

Well, no, not life on Mars, but HELLA WATER. Days ago. Which means there was probably some sort of life.

From BBC:

“The big surprise from these new results is how pervasive and long-lasting Mars’ water was, and how diverse the wet environments were,” said Crism’s chief scientist Scott Murchie, from the Johns Hopkins University Applied Physics Laboratory in Maryland.

David Bowie is stoked.

The Shimmies rep NorCal HELLA hard. Their debut CD The Frogtown LP takes the best of nineties alt-rock and combines it with contemporary indie rock, throws in a dash of sevnties epicness (dude plays his guitar with a bow on some “Kashmir” style shit) and wraps it all in a bearded, long haired package. Check out an interview with the lads here, then check out their tunes on Myspace. DEWD!

Because people are fucking HELLA MEAN TO CUTE LITTLE DUCKYS!!!!!!!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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