So I’m pretty sure that somewhere in Gridley, CA, Video Matt has a web of underground tunnels.  After dodging the poison tipped darts, stepping on the stones that reveal the true name of God and taking the leap of faith over the pit of doom, you come to a giant vault.  There, after saying “Hayley Williams” backwards 3 times, the vault bursts open with a cloud of smoke escaping. It is there, my friends, that lies Matt’s secret stash of all the randomness he has filmed whilst being with his band buddies, Paramore. Recently found footage has been turned loose onto the web, which finally answers man’s oldest question: “What would it look like if Paramore was playing around with airsoft guns?”.

A gamer survey posted on Consolehero.com has revealed details about the forthcoming Guitar Hero: World Tour installment of the Guitar Hero series, including some news guaranteed to make Video Matt milk his one eyed trouser snake: Hayley Williams will be a playable character in the game, along with Jimi Hendrix, Billy Corgan and a bunch of others. Click the image to read or check out the text of the survey after the jump: (more…)

Video Matt’s future wife Hayley Williams and the rest of Paramore have a busy summer ahead of them: touring Europe, doing time on this year’s Warped Tour, embarking on their Final RIOT! tour with Phantom Planet and Jack’s Mannequin and stopping by Bonnaroo, Bumbershoot and Dfest. Check out the band’s complete dates below and then check out some ancient footage of the band out of Video Matt’s spank band vault above:

JUNE
2 Dublin, IRE Dublin RDS Simmions Court
4 Portsmouth, UK Portsmouth Guildhall
5 Nottingham, UK Nottingham Rock City
7 Nürburgring, GER Rock Am Ring
8 Nürnberg, GER Rock Im Park
9 Brussels, BEL Brussels AB
11 Copenhagen, DK Pumpehuset
12 Hultsfred, SWE Hultsfred Festival
14 Oslo, NOR Norwegian Wood Festival
15 Seinajoki, FIN Provinssirock
17 Amsterdam, HOL Melkweg
18 Paris, FRA Bataclan
30 Milwaukee, WI Summerfest
JULY
1 St. Louis, MO Vans Warped Tour
2 Kansas City, MO Vans Warped Tour
3 Dallas, TX Vans Warped Tour
5 San Antonio, TX Vans Warped Tour
6 Houston, TX Vans Warped Tour
25 Tulsa, OK Dfest
26 Englewood, CO Channel 93.3’s Big Gig - Fiddlers Green Amphitheatre
28 Reno, NV Grand Sierra Theatre* (w/ Jack’s Mannequin and Paper Route)
30 Costa Mesa, CA Pacific Amphitheatre* (OC Fair w/ Jack’s Mannequin)
AUGUST
1 San Diego, CA Concerts On The Green
2 Mesa, AZ Mesa Amphitheatre
5 Little Rock, AR Riverfest Amphitheatre
6 New Orleans, LA The Sugarmill
7 Memphis, TN Mud Island Amphitheatre
10 Baltimore, MD Virgin Festival 2008 - Pimlico Race Course *
12 Chicago, IL Congress Theatre
13 Sterling Hts, MI Freedom Hill
15 Philadelphia, PA Festival Pier @ Penn’s Landing
16 Asbury Park, NJ Asbury Park Convention Hall
17 Providence, RI Providence Piers
22 Montreal, QUE Metropolis* (w/ Phantom Planet and Paper Route)
23 Toronto, ONT Kool Haus* (w/ Phantom Planet and Paper Route)
24 Cleveland, OH Time Warner Cable Ampitheatre* (w/ Phantom Planet and Paper Route)
26 St. Paul, MN Minnesota State Fair
29 Portsmouth, VA NTelos Wireless Pavilion* (w/ Phantom Planet and Paper Route)
30 Wallingford, CT Chevrolet Theatre
SEPTEMBER
1 Seattle, WA Bumbershoot Festival- Seattle Center Memorial Stadium

We sent Video Matt, aka the world’s biggest Paramore fan down to Sacramento yesterday to hang out with his future wife Hayley Williams and the rest of the Paramore crew, to expand upon his already deep archive of footage featuring Paramore doing what they do best, being crazy. He also had a chance to film their acoustic sesh at the Hard Rock Cafe, so check out the trailer above for a little taste of what will soon be coming to our Synthesis YouTube channel.