With the up rise in general dbags and con artists on the internetz, it’s surprising I only had my identity stolen by robots and l33t haxxors about 3 times. Luckily, some smart dude invented the most annoying security device EVAR: the captcha.

Bringing that logic into the real world, we here at the Synthesis have began using captchas in everyday life to streamline the massive amount of serious business we have to accomplish daily. In this edition of Manchild Drink Beer, we bring you actual in office footage of a conversation using our new tool. Enjoi.

WARNING: SPOILER ALERT

Our team of 1337 haxxors has done the impossible. We have uncovered the true identity of the mysterious monster ravaging New York City in the forthcoming film Cloverfield. Peep the video.