It’s been a tough morning for me ever since Howard Stern announced Playboy Playmate Shawn Carla Hektor as Miss Howard TV August 2008. Oh! The trials that have come to pass since then.

I’ve had to search for pictures of her ALL MORNING. Let me tell you - it’s tough to find a shot without her boobs exposed. Today’s gonna be just ruined for me! Gha!

Google trends.  What woudl I do without you?

Google Trends is usually pretty helpful in finding out what topics of the day are the most searched and popular. Last week the swastika was a hot trend but it turns out we were all lied to. Hackers are manipulating Google Trends so offensive words show up as hot trends. The swastika was first, now the words “fuck you google” flipped backwards to get through a spam filter. And I thought some white supremacist creepers were teaming up to take down the internet or something.

We often use Google Trends to know what to blog about to get people to look at us and click on banners and all that. Yesterday it seemed like people were really getting into the Swastika. At one point it was the number one “Hot Trend”.

It is a fact that GOOGLE CANNOT BE TRICKED. So what Happon?

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Today is the 64 year anniversary of D-Day. You know, when the Americans stormed the beaches of Normandy in one of the decisive moments of World War II… But if you have yourself a look at Google Trends (an up to the minute tracking source for the countries most popular Internet searches), you will find that June 6th is also national Donut Day, and is in fact currently sourcing higher than D-Day. Figure that one…

Remember in Trailer Park Boys when they decided to not get thrown in jail and instead do pretty crimes? A lot of petty crimes? Well, three crooks in Arizona had a similar notion…$29,000 in copper wire stolen from street lights. Just take another look at those guys up at the top and remember that the adage “Never trust a book by its cover” isn’t 100 percent accurate.

Men arrested with $29,000 in copper wire from street lights

In other news, there’s nothing cool on Google Trends.