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“Excuse me sir, could you spare a cigarette?”
Author: spencer4 Jun
So there’s this bum hangout right around the corner from the Synthesis office. It’s like this shelter for young adults who want to sit around all day smoking cigarettes and hanging on the couch in the air conditioning with their pit bull mix instead of, well, anything else. Today on my way to get coffee, Dain and I walked by this young derelict who asks, almost as an afterthought, if he could bum a cigarette. It might have been a cold move, but this was my response:
I think singing one bar of the The Silhouettes’ “Get a Job” got my point across.
Being a dick is awesome.
Professional Panhandler: Salt Lake City Girl Makes $26k Or More a Year
Author: Daniel Taylor25 Apr
Next time you start to tell a panhandler to “Get a Job,” stop yourself and realize they already do. And they probably make about as much as you.
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