The whole topic of Bigfoot has really raised some eyebrows in the recent weeks. Lucky for us, the anthropological masters over at Manchild Drink Beer have sifted through billions of hours of footage to bring you the most informative news on the subject. Check out the 2 videos below to learn about the origins of the new findings, as well as what the alleged creature had with him when he was found.

Once upon a time I posted some shit about Russia claiming arctic land and, like 90% of the blogs posted here, no one read it. But then Russia decided to pwn Georgia and out of the woodwork come legions of Russia haters, making the comments on the post far lulzier than the post itself could ever had hoped to be. Some examples:

FUCK RUSSIAN FEDERATION! FUCKING MONGREL DEGENERATES. ALL YOUR WHITE BLOOD COMES FROM FINLAND, KARELIA AND OTHER COUNTRIES THAT YOU STINKIES OCCUPIED. USELESS PIECE OF CRAP RUSSIA IS, SELL OIL, GAS OTHER NATURAL RESOURCES, YOU ARE USELESS FOR EVERYTHING ELSE. YOUR GOODS ARE PIECE OF MANURE, QUALITY IS HORRIBLE, EVEN YOUR MILITARY STUFF IS LAME. YOUR PEOPLLE LIVE IN HORRIBLE CONDITIONS WITH VOMIT STINKY TOILETS. RUSSIA STINKS! FUCK YOU! RUSSKIES GO TO HELL!

Some people got all historic on that shit:

Fuck russia! (with small r, no respect!)

They took our grandmothers and sent them to Siberia. Most of them died there. Then, if you spoke your original language, they would take you to KGB’s basement. And there was a thingy there, with blades.. first big ones then small ones until the shit you drop there would been deleted…and then there were trains there to sewer..so the blood could get away.

Almost 20 years when Estonia is free. We take down russian statues and shit(don’t ask me why now..). And then. They start to riot and smash the capital here screaming “where are our rights?!!”. Yee like the rights our grandmas had? The rights that we couldn’t speak our language or have our culture.

Yes Hitler was bad! However, modern day Germany hates the idea of Hitler. My friend who is a German, he could mess you up, if you talk about Hitler. And yet russia says that those days were golden and they put out the symbol of the times in there official parties. So basically naaaaaahh offf courrrseee Stalin and other fuckers weren’t as bad as Hitler right?!. Both of them were bad, however German thinks differently and russia don’t. That’s the problem!

Or really? No! Problem is that all russians are stupid! Yes. no no.. YES they are !
Check out this story: The riot night, one russian died(sadly only one..). Your thinking that Estonian police killed him? No. His own friend stabbed him:D Yes.. And now russian government wants to put a statue for his honour next to Estonians government. Because? WHAT THE FUCK? I mean.. His mother is doing some fake dears on TV saying that his son was killed by the police. HAH His son first robbed a store(got on videotape), then tryed to force in a bar, where some local customers(Estonians) were hiding. Like there was 15 of them against hundreds of russians outside. And the middle of the shit, he got stabbed. Now its of course our fault.
Let me tell you. Every single night russians get high on heroin, since stereotype russian is a drug-users. So basically they stab each other all the time. Like its not a russian party, if nobody doesn’t get stabbed.
So why not make a statue for every drugger fucking russian?

I mean. Please. I have no fucking idea how they managed to make AK, since they are more dumb then piece of shit on a stick.

Fuck russia in the face!

Others kept shit almost too real:

RUSSIA IS A PLACE , WHERE IN FRONT OF WOMAN’S DRUNK HUSBAND , YOU CAN FUCK HIS WIFE , AS MANY OTHERS DID…. MONGOLS, TATARS , PERSIANS , CAUCASIANS , BLACKS AND MANY OTHERS …. SO FUCK RUSSIA AS A NATION WITHOUT FATHER …

But Russia doesn’t take shit talk from former Soviet republics lightly. Their team of 1337 haxxors struck back:

ok, so try to fuck this country, THiS COUNTRY GONNA FUCK THE WORLD!!! FUCK usa*!!!!(no respect )!

HA-HA-HA! THE POOR WHORES!
RUSSIA PISSES YOU IN YOUR DIRTY MOUTH

But the obvious WINNAR was this:

FUCK russian MOTHEFUCKERS!!!

Fuck russian mothers in their graves.
russian girls are sluts!
russian man are alcoholics, animals that are even never shown on National Geographic channel.

All russians are Goats! in russian said “KOZYOL”

Fuck russian politics! It is them who let us use fuck word and hate rationally all the russians!!!

I wish you never lived this life! so russia are you happy that 98% of world hates you???

other 2% they still don’t know that you are real motherfuckers, assholes, and bastards.

Ask your mothers how many times they cheated on your fathers when they ware pregnant on you!

how many international cooks entered i their asses and in their mouths?

I hope America will destroy you once and forever. I beg America to do so!!! 98% of world will be happy and the rest 2% percent will lick ass of America this time!

“r” used in unrespect way!

PREPARE WORLD, TO LICK ASS OF AMERICA THIS TIME HAHAHAHAH!

A Georgia restaurant owner has come under heat after selling T-shirts depicting a picture of Curious George eating a banana with “Obama in ‘08″ written underneath. The proprietor, Mike Norman, claimed ignorance to the racist connotations, claiming his motive was simply that Obama and the cartoon character “look so much alike.” Curious George publisher Houghton Mifflin has denounced the characterization, and a dozen Cobb County, GA residents protested outside Norman’s restaurant.

Southeast regional director for the Anti-Defamation League Bill Nigut had this to say of Norman: “He can pretend he doesn’t understand what the message of that T-shirt is, but he knows full well that’s an offensive and demeaning stereotype used to insult African-Americans.”

“Look so much alike”? Yeah buddy, nice try. Either you’re openly racist, or a complete and utter dumbshit. But I guess if you’re the former, you also qualify as the latter…

A Georgia elementary school teacher was in for a surprise last Friday when 8-9 of her students, both boys and girls, planned to bind and stab her after being angered over the scolding of a fellow student for standing on a chair. The extent of the students’ planning and premeditated preparation is astonishing:

Police Chief Tony Tanner said the students apparently planned to knock the teacher unconscious with a glass paperweight, bind her with handcuffs and duct tape and then stab her with a broken steak knife.

The scheme involved a division of roles, Tanner said. One child’s job was to cover windows so no one could see outside, and another was supposed to clean up after the attack. Associated Press

It’s not clear how many of the students really knew of the intent to harm the teacher as some said they simply thought it was a joke. Nevertheless two students were arrested on juvenile charges, and a third arrest is expected. In the end the no one was harmed, but things could have been worse. Even if the students hadn’t intended to kill their teacher, who can really say how it all would’ve turned out. One thing’s for sure though, stories like this aren’t really going help fulfill any shortage of teachers in the US. Molding young minds seems to be more dangerous than ever.

-Handcuffs and Knife the children planned to use.