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The Financial Crisis, Washington Mutual, and Graffitti Culture
Author: Daniel Taylor13 Oct
All three converged this morning in beautiful Chico, CA. Whoever did this first is a genius, whoever does this next is just an overall good person. Now I don’t condone vandalism per se, but this is more of a warning label; a Scarlet Letter of financial shame. Read it and weep.
In b4 Banksy.
John Stewart on the Sarah Palin, FOX News Wagon Circle
Author: Daniel Taylor4 Sep
Pure genius. I’m not sure if it’s a good thing, or a bad thing, that the only journalist covering American Politics right now who really seems to get it has a show on COMEDY CENTRAL, but I guess it’s rather fitting.
In An Absolut World, Friends Would Get Together More Often
Author: alisse16 Jul
This three part series of Absolut Vodka ads by marketing genius Zach Galifianakis is probably the most awkward way to promote your product, ever.
Happy Birthday! Leonardo da Vinci Turns 556 Years Old.
Author: spencer15 Apr
But seriously Leo, not a day over 530…
Born April 15th, 1452 in theregion of Florence, Italy, Leonardo di ser Piero da Vinci, or Leo as his close friends called him, grew from the illegitimate son of a notary and a peasant into a legitimate baller. Apart from his famous paintings, he was the epitome of the Renaissance Man: inventor, engineer, sculptor, military architect, code-breaker, buggerer of boys, philosopher, master of topographical anatomy and internationally recognized genius. I could make a list of his radical inventions and plans, notes and journals that are still used today, but that’s why we have wikipedia.
And by the way, happy Pesach er’rybody.
Look at me, I blogged a blog.
Author: Mr. Douchébag7 Sep
For some odd reason I found myself typing ‘douchebag’ into google. Probably to see if I could find anyone talking about how cool I am. I soon landed upon a website of sheer comedic social commentary genius.
Ever go to a bar or some random party and see your average Laguna Beach saturated barbie girl being nor cal’d to death by every strap on sporting Famous Stars and Straps, diamond earrings and a popped collar? As if these women were buckets of chum floating around in shark filled waters, the guy that runs this site is the Jacques Cousteau of doucheanic studies.
Behold the blog site that is Hot Chicks with Douchebags
Pinky
Certain club choads have such intense powers of dark douchebaggery, they can mutate hotties into sponanteous douchebaguettes with merely a touch of their greasy paws.From stage-1 innocent to stage-4 Bleeth in under 60 seconds. It’s like an Infiniti G37 test drive. If instead of a luxury car, you were test driving a shopping cart filled with aardvark spittle.
Witness Pinky. Pinky’s double collar pop and 85 degree pink hat tilt is a swirling cyclone of ‘bag. A typhoon of earthquake rattling wank.
Pity the once sweet cutie, nearly passing out from stage-4 Douche Virus overload.
She cannot come back from the dark side of Yang-scrote. The power of Pinky compels her. And no douchesorcism can cure that fetid jungle swamp mulch.
Gotta love them fucked up old kids who can keep a blogging job for over a month.
It’s Just A Ride
Author: spencer9 Aug
“You know all that money we spend on nuclear weapons and defense each year, trillions of dollars, correct? Instead — just play with this — if we spent that money feeding and clothing the poor of the world — and it would pay for it many times over, not one human being excluded — we can explore space together, both inner and outer, forever in peace.”
- Bill Hicks
God Bless Bill Hicks
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