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Watch Gene Simmons Have Really Boring, Uninteresting Sex With Some Australian Model With Huge Fake Tits
Author: Daniel Taylor21 Feb
For just $29.95!!111. Or, if you’re not a complete dumbfuck you can just watch the teaser clips over at Valleywag and see for yourself Gene Simmons fucks like your dad, only less cool. I mean, the broad involved in this sex tape (who by the way is definitely not Gene Simmons’ wife Shannon Tweed) is probably a little bit hotter than your mom, but her fake tits and obvious physical revulsion at Simmons’ seasoned physique makes this video about the hardest thing to fap to since that video of the dogs being skinned alive I posted awhile back. Anyways, moving on…
Gene Simmons Exposed
Author: Ms. Nickels20 Feb
I am sitting here, seriously almost barfing at this news: The Gene Simmons Sex Tape. I couldn’t really stand his pervertedness on his reality show, Family Jewels. Now I have to hear about a mega-gross sex tape?! Nassty.
A website is purportedly hosting a sex tape featuring the 59-year-old Simmons with a blonde model named Elsa. For a mere $10 US, KISS fans can allegedly watch the aging lothario get it on in all his nasty glory at GenesSecret.com, which features a short trailer of the clip on its homepage.
Elsa is a spokesmodel for Frank’s Energy Drink, which claims to “keep you yodeling all night long!” and is endorsed by Gene Simmons. Ha! You can’t make this shit up, people.
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