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10 Jul
STOPWHATYOUREDOING! GETINDOORS! FUCKINGMEASLESOUTBREAK! FOXNEWSREPORTS! BUYMOREONLINEDONTGOOUTDOORS! MEASLES!

Reuters — The biggest U.S. outbreak of measles since 1997 has sickened 127 people in 15 states, most of whom were not vaccinated against the highly contagious viral illness, federal health officials said on Wednesday.
MEASLES!
4 Apr
Continuing our coverage of turtles partaking in HILARIOUS Human vices, we bring you TURTLES BOINKING.
Listen to them knock boots, er, shells. And the Noises at the end? Anyone else fighting the urge to excuse yourself and, uh, “take care of business?”
Thanks MusicismyBoyfriend Blog, that shit is tight. TURTLE POWER!
