Yea, it’s true.  Rumor has it that they’ve enlisted David Mortari as Senior Puppy Hater over there. Don’t believe me? Ch-ch-check it out.

I dunnow about you, but I feel puppies are safer with Obama.

According to BBC, Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has offered his congratulations to Democratic President Elect Barack Obama. I can already hear those hand-wringing, cro magnon browed McCain supporters and/or Fox News Pundits whipping themselves into a furor. “SEE. HE IS A MUSLIM TERRORIST! WE’RE DOOMED.” Yeah, that, or maybe it’s sign that we might not Bomb Iran like a certain other presidential candidate joked about/advocated. Entrenching our military in another Middle Eastern state doesn’t sound like a wise idea. Still, allowing Iran unrestricted nuclear research is nothing less than asinine.

Ahmadinejad is a fucker of mammoth proportions, and might very well bomb the hell out of Israel at the first opportunity of nuclear weaponry. Good luck walking that diplomacy tightrope, Barack.

From the BBC:

Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has offered his congratulations to Barack Obama on his presidential win.

It is the first official message of goodwill presented to an American leader by the Islamic Republic.

In a key change to US foreign policy, Mr Obama has offered to open unconditional dialogue with Iran about its nuclear programme.

Mr Ahmadinejad called for the new US president to implement a foreign policy of “non-interference”.

In a message carried on official news agency Irna, Mr Ahmadinejad said: “I congratulate you on being able to attract the majority of votes of the participants of the election.”

The great nation of Iran welcomes basic and fair changes in US policies and conducts, especially in the region
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Iranian President

“As you know the opportunities provided by the Almighty God, which can be used for elevation of nations, or God forbid, for their collapse, are transient,” the message continued.

“I hope you will prefer real public interests and justice to the never-ending demands of a selfish minority and seize the opportunity to serve people so that you will be remembered with high esteem,” it said, according to the English language website of Irna.

Justice and respect

Mr Ahmadinejad said Americans expected the government to “rectify the critical situation facing the US, restore lost reputation as well as their hope and spirit, fully respect human rights and strengthen family foundations”.

He continued: “Other nations also expect war-oriented policies, occupation, bullying, contempt of nations and imposing discriminatory policies on them to be replaced by the ones advocating justice, respect for human rights, friendship and non-interference in other countries’ internal affairs.

“They also want US intervention to be limited to its [own] borders, especially in the Middle East. It is highly expected to reverse the unfair attitude towards restoring the rights of the Palestinians, Iraqis and Afghans.

“The great nation of Iran welcomes basic and fair changes in US policies and conducts, especially in the region,” President Ahmadinejad said.

Diplomatic stand-off

Formal contacts between the US and Iran are very rare, though the two countries held three rounds of talks in 2007 on the subject of security in Iraq.

The two nations have not had diplomatic relations since shortly after the 1979 Iranian Revolution and the taking of hostages at the US embassy in Tehran for 444 days.

The country was a member of what President George W Bush called the “axis of evil”, while the late revolutionary leader Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini described the US as the “Great Satan”.

Dialogue with Iran has been criticised by US ally Israel, with Israel’s Foreign Minister Tzipi Livni calling on Mr Obama not to talk to Iran. She said such dialogue could project weakness.

Mr Ahmadinejad has made a series of blistering verbal attacks against Israel, calling for an end to the Israeli state, and he has described the holocaust as a “myth”.

Fox News is saying stupid shit again, and this time it’s a little outlandish.  In response to Senator Obama and his wife’s ‘fist pound’, America’s Pulse host E.D. Hill questioned the action, saying “A fist bump? A pound? A terrorist fist jab? The gesture everyone seems to interpret differently.” Yea, and apparently you interpret it like an ignorant, slanted bitch. Apparently Hill is so out of touch with culture in general to mistake an action that she probably sees 10 times a day in a mall as some crazy suicide-bombing call to arms.

The NY Times recently put their 2 cents into the mix.

A couple of weeks ago, Fox contributor Liz Trotta apologized for her mirthful reference to how unfortunate it was that Osama Bin Laden and Barack Obama couldn’t both be assassinated.

Now Fox broadcaster E.D. Hill has apologized for her bizarre–and over-the-top offensive–suggestion that the “fist bump” Mr. Obama and his wife Michelle did recently could be a “terrorist fist jab.”

It’s shocking that this goes down on the station most American’s get their news from, but maybe it portrays what true American’s standards are when it comes to getting information. But hell, what do I know? Watch for yourself.

Do you prefer to let others make decisions for you? Are your opinions copied verbatim from talk radio pundits? Do you not bristle at being called “part of the flock?’ Are you a happy little sheep?

If so, on 11/4, Please Stay home. Watch FOX News. Eat these:

Just don’t vote. For the love of God and Country, please don’t vote. Thank you.

I figured it’s that time of the day again.

The McCain/ Palin satanists representatives are now throwing some heat in the direction of Saturday Night Live and NBC regarding the season premiere’s skit. In the clip, Amy Poehler plays an unimpressed Hill-dog, and Palin is portrayed by her biological twin, Tina Fey.

From MSNBC:

“The portrait was very dismissive of the substance of Sarah Palin, and so in that sense, they were defining Hillary Clinton as very substantive, and Sarah Palin as totally superficial,” McCain advisor Carly Fiorina told MSNBC’s Andrea Mitchell on Monday. “I think that continues the line of argument that is disrespectful in the extreme, and yes I would say sexist.”

The Fey/Poehler sketch satirized such topics as Palin’s religious beliefs and foreign policy.

“Just because Sarah Palin has different views than Hillary Clinton does not mean that she lacks substance. She has a lot of substance,” Fiorina said.

The skit itsself was one of a rare times that SNL has been funny in the last 8 or so years. It keeps getting yanked down from YouTube, so here’s a snippet of the morons at Fox News hashing over a small clip.

Pure genius. I’m not sure if it’s a good thing, or a bad thing, that the only journalist covering American Politics right now who really seems to get it has a show on COMEDY CENTRAL, but I guess it’s rather fitting.