Yeah he’s got ball(s), but does does Tour de France champion Lance Armstrong have enough ball(s) to take the Boston Marathon championship away from one long-legged Kenyan?

No. Robert Cheruiyot took that shit for the fourth time with 2 hours, 7 minutes, 46 (32 seconds slower than his record. Guess he was just playing with the crowd). Armstrong was running for charity.

From WBZTV

Armstrong finished the course in 2 hours, 50 minutes and 58 seconds…

Armstrong is raising money for the Lance Armstrong Foundation, which pursues an agenda focused on cancer prevention, access to screening and care, the improvement of the quality of life for cancer survivors, and an investment in research.

“I’m excited to be here,” told WBZ’s Steve Burton before the race.

“If I broke 3 hours I’d be happy. I’m not in perfect shape, but the point is to get out here and enjoy it and really be part of the atmosphere and the ambiance of this great marathon.”

Armstrong’s foundation has 50 runners in the race. They hope to raise $250,000.

Were you scarred by an early experience at a petting zoo? Were you attacked mercilessly by a shirt hungry goat? You are not alone. According to the The Childhood Goat Trauma Foundation, Childhood Goat Trauma far more common than anyone could imagine:

• Each year, over 6000 people are traumatized by goats in the United States alone.

• If a child is traumatized by a goat before age five, he/she is five times more likely to become some form of social deviant.

• If treatment is received promptly, many of the extremely damaging effects of a goat trauma can be cured.

• When given a choice four out five goats will attack a child before attacking either another goat or an adult.

• These same goats will choose to assault an adult over another goat more than three times out of five.

• There are over 50,000 petting zoos in the United States.

• The majority of goat traumas occur before age eight and after age fifty-two.

• In a scientific experiment, seven out of ten goats prefer man-made fibers over natural fibers.

I mean, goats can be pretty nefarious. You think this is just a coincidence??