So Google finally lauched the beta of their new Chrome browser today. I would get excited, but since I’m actually intelligent enough to have a Mac instead of a PC, I guess I have to wait awhile while PC users flesh out all the bugs, holes and viruses enough for Google to create the Mac OS version. In the meantime I’ll be browsing on Safari’s private mode which OMG has been around forevs.

Flesh-eating zombies were on the loose in Northern California. The cops couldn’t control and contain them. By high noon, it was every man for himself. There was only one option left: the Synthesis had to kick some zombie ass. We rounded up the artillery, grabbed the Deadly Viper Assassins, and stepped into the dry, dusty, barren world.”OMG, they’ve eaten everyone… everyone but US.”

“FTS! lock and load, bitches!”

And we killed them ALL. Video to come on YouTube soon.