News flash: our economy is fucked, the stock market is falling pretty damn fast and our dip-shit President tried to pass a worthless bill earlier today (read: 2/3 of Republicans voted no). Now that thats settled, lets talk Kanye.

As reported earlier this month, Kanye West was being a huge dick at LAX and decided to go postal on some photographer. Continuing with the rest of the celebs retaining their untouchable stature amongst the US Justice Dept., the felony assault charges were dropped.

The hip-hop star Kanye West will not face felony charges over an altercation last month at Los Angeles International Airport, BBC News reported. Mr. West, and his road manager, Don Crawley, were arrested on Sept. 11 after they were involved in a fight with a photographer while Mr. West waited to board a flight to Hawaii. During the incident, the photographer’s camera was damaged. The Los Angeles County district attorney’s office referred the case to the city attorney’s office, which will consider whether the pair should face misdemeanor charges.

I’d say that busting a camera and roughing a guy a little bit shouldn’t instantly equal a felony conviction, but it will be interesting to see the results of the city’s consideration for the misdemeanor charges.

In other news, Shy LaBuff Shie LaBloueffe the kid from the Transformers movie will not be serving time for his DUI charges… even though he was Driving Under the Influence.

Shia LaBeouf will not be charged with drunken driving for a West Hollywood traffic accident that badly injured his hand, but he could have his license suspended for refusing to take a breath test.

There was “insufficient evidence” to charge LaBeouf with drunken driving, Los Angeles County District Attorney spokeswoman Jane Robison said Thursday. She said prosecutors are considering charges against two other people involved in the July collision.

I feel like the court system thinks that week need these celebrities to function. I dunnow about you, but I could live without Kayne’s bitch ass rants and whatever the hell Shia LaBeouf’s next project is.

The only time I’ve ever flown JetBlue I had a huge layover and it royally sucked. Now I hear about this lady, Christina Szele, a 35-year-old New Yorker who decided it was a good idea to light up a cigarette on her JetBlue flight. After downing three vodka drinks she lit up in her seat with a match. Flight attendants tried to restrain Szele but she assaulted them by punching one attendant in the jaw and kicking and screaming. She then threatened to kill the attendant, dropped the N bomb and called him a “dumb mother fucker”.

She was traveling from New York to San Francisco but she caused the flight to make an emergency landing in Denver after her outburst. Szele had also drank beers before getting to the airport. She claims to not remember any of these incidences of lighting up or slugging the worker. She has been charged with disorderly conduct in the past. She is now facing charges of causing a disturbance, assault and interfering with a flight crew. This is a felony and she could get up to twenty years in prison.  Blacked out much?