38 seconds of pure bliss.

For the record, i am stoked because she is stoked.

You’ve seen Family Guy, right?

Are you a fan of this guy?

Fox is hoping you are, because they’ll be creating a whole show about him. Check the entire story here…

Hmmm…nothing on google trends today except people from Google who I don’t care about getting married, , a Chilean 7.7 earth quake and shit on the Huffington Post. Wait, magic number 9: “Gas Station Ghost.” A gas station security camera in bumfuck Ohio caught this blurry, blue image randomly floating around. Some say the gs station was [cue spooky echo voice] built on an Indian burial ground…. See for yourself:

Ghost? Alien? Angel? Demon? Asian Reporter Tricia Takanawa? Good advertising for a random Ohio gas station? Who knows what the real answer is?