So I think Thailand is in the brink of Civil War, Turkey is playing Armenia in football and Pakistan is ready to collapse into chaos. Oh well HERE’S AMY WINEHOUSE.

Apparently, in a shocking turn, Amy Winehouse is…on drugs? Overdosing? An ugly crack whore? Ugh…

From The Sun:

By VIRGINIA WHEELER

Published: 01 Sep 2008

SHOCK details of Amy Winehouse’s drug use emerged last night – she binged on crystal meth and may have brain damage after a 36-HOUR pot marathon.

The singer, 24, suffered two major overdoses, with such bad convulsions that they were “like a scene from The Exorcist”.

And her body is so frail from drug use that doctors were scared she would break bones during a fit.

A close pal of Amy’s laid bare the truth – warning medics said one more overdose will probably kill her.

The friend revealed:

AMY’S first overdose in August last year was from cocaine, heroin, ecstasy, ketamine and crystal meth.

SHE was advised to see a psychiatrist after displaying “multiple personality traits” that made her a suicide risk.

HER second overdose was in July – when she inhaled an “inhuman” amount of hash that left her vomiting uncontrollably and hallucinating.

At the time devoted dad Mitch, 54, said it was a “bad reaction to her medication”.

Nasty

MEDICS are worried Amy’s brain was damaged by the cannabis overdose – she displayed symptoms normally associated with schizophrenia.

The pal yesterday said: “The future is bleak, bleak, bleak.

“Mitch does everything he can to protect his daughter - but his ‘explanation’ for Amy’s hospital dash in July was just simply untrue.

“She had smoked an inhuman amount of hash which resulted in acute cannabis poisoning. You have to take a s***load of pot to suffer that severe a reaction.

“It’s thought she had been smoking it for 36 hours.

“Amy’s fits were as bad as the convulsions she had during her overdose in August last year. No one has mentioned her meth use before – but that stuff is truly nasty.

“She is in need of years of psychiatry and medical treatment if she has a hope.”

The star is facing legal action after pulling out of a concert in Paris on Friday hours before she was due to headline it.

She is next due to perform on Saturday at the Isle of Wight’s Bestival.

v.wheeler@the-sun.co.uk

When I was a kid, I was afraid Satan lived under my bed. Now that I’m older, I’m pretty confident that the Prince of Darkness probably inhabits a more palatial manor. Based on a true story, The Exorcism of Emily Rose depicts the trial of a priest charged with negligence that resulted in the death of a 19-year-old woman believed to be possessed. I’m sure a whole lot of freaky demon shit is contained therein, but I wouldn’t know. I didn’t watch the trailer because the last time I saw The Exorcist, I nearly soiled myself. I blame my Catholic upbringing. However, feel free to put your immortal soul in danger and check out the clip below.

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