Love the hit HBO series Entourage? Got loads of cash? Hit this up!

Entourage has partnered with Richard Branson of Virgin America and are taking over domestic flights. Entourage Air will offer flights from John F. Kennedy International Airport in New York to Las Vegas. When the Vegas-bound flights take off, there will be some product placement and a premiere of Entourage’s fifth season.

Entourage Class will also be available if you’re throwing down more cheddar. Entourage Class offers champagne, beauty products and chocolates for these lucky first class passengers. I hope Kanye shows up.

Supercar Life is more or less a service that give the customer the ability to drive insane cars on badass tracks. While this has been done before, I don’t think I’ve heard of anything this extravagant or with this cool of rides. Currently the company is boasting a Ferrari F430, a Lamborghini Gallardo, an Aston Martin DB9, a Mercedes CLK63 AMG (Black Series), and a Porsche Turbo 997. With all cars between the 185 to 198 m.p.h. range, this is probably the closest way to feel like you’re on Entourage without paying Turtle to stand around you and get high.

Currently, the company is based around the New Jersey Motorsports Park, which has been scheduled to open at the beginning of this month. What I want to know is what happens when you accidentally take the Lambo into the wall on the 5th turn… who fronts the bill for that shit? According to the website, pricing goes between $5000(+/-) to $5700.

From the site:

The cars aren’t the only things that set us apart
The Supercar Life experience includes a entire day of driving all of our supercars on one of the country’s premier racetracks, catered trackside meals, an end of day champagne reception as well as a gift bag containing exclusive Supercar Life gear. To help you share your experience, you’ll receive a photo of yourself with your favorite car and a DVD with in-car video footage of you behind the wheel.

We also offer an optional Luxury Package that features additional services like chauffeured transportation to and from the airport, luxury hotel accommodations and a dinner the evening before the event.

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No Tolerance

Girl-O-Rama! Hurray!: Well, apparently I can’t drink alcohol anymore — at least not in the vast quantities I used to imbibe. For the last couple of months or so, I have been cutting way back on my consumption. That being said, on Saturday night the girlie show was in town and I decided it would be a good night to go ahead and tie one on. That decision turned out to be erroneous. As of this writing it is Tuesday morning, and I am still not 100 percent.
The evening was pure entertainment. 2 Drink and I rolled into Nick’s around 10:30 and caught the last song-and-a-half of the Baghdad Batteries set. Is it just me or are shows starting a helluva lot earlier than they ever used to? The Shankers did what they do so well, and in between the bands and afterward, wonderfully glamorous women performed classic burlesque numbers. There was nothing wrong with the evening that a couple of purposefully placed, brightly sequined tassels spinning in opposite directions couldn’t take care of.
Anyway — after getting my fill of ear and eye candy, I just didn’t want the evening to end and so I followed a small entourage across the street to a lively after party. In retrospect, I would have been better off just going home. I recall talking to some very nice people, but I don’t remember a word of what was said. I recall meeting several very nice dogs as well. I recall drinking at least a couple of beers, but I don’t recall how I got home. It isn’t more than four blocks to my house so I am assuming I walked but you never know.

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Ok - so I just watched this weeks episode of Entourage and they went into this whole thing about Turtle answering a Craigslist ad that ended up being some chick that wanted to fuck a chubby guy in his 20’s while he wore a pink bunny suit. weird. I’d imagine you’d get pretty hot in that giant bunny outfit…