This is Lauren Bernat of Miami, FL. She likes to Wii Hula Hoop in her underwear, while her dorky bf / roommate films her. And that ass is stacking FAME!!! 2 million views in 2 weeks? Damn!

To watch something with a little more substance, check out and subscribe to our YouTube channel. Just yesterday, we filmed some silly shit where I get squirted by Ranch dressing. On the real though, we have some good video interviews…

Hatebreed, Thrice, Fall of Troy, Getting a Tattoo with Ed Harcourt, Paramore, Paramore, and more Paramore, Eisley, The Used live, As I Lay Dying, The Color Fred, MxPx live, Armor For Sleep, The Cool Kids live at SXSW, The English Beat live, Chiodos live, Tilly & The Wall, Me Drunk as Eff, Pierce The Veil live, The Audition

Has anyone else noticed the banner ads floating around this site repping the Synthesis Digital Magazine? Well, it turns out that if you click on it, or right HERE for that matter, you get to actually download this sweet ass digital zine, complete with embedded audio and video. How the hell did we manage to do that? Magic. Mother f**king Magic.

Enjoy.

Video Matt hauled ass down to the Empire in Sacramento last night to meet up with the lovely ladies and gentleman of Eisley. Along with the above breakfast tips there is also an interview and some ubiquitous Video Mattidude currently for your perusal on the Synthesis YouTube channel.

In partnership with the fine folks over at Loserkids, we here at Synthesis are proud to present the Macbeth Digital Magazine. Like your normal magazine, it features interviews and features starring the bands, artists, designers and great minds behind Macbeth Shoes including: Tom DeLonge of Angels & Airwaves, legendary poster artist Drew Struzan, Sherri DuPree of Eisley and many more. But since its digital, we are also able to incorporate some more interesting tidbits, such as video clips, mp3s and other assorted bells and whistles. The best part though, is the fact that you can download it for absolutely FREE right here. Don’t say we never did nothing for ya…

The most cred marriage in emo - Sherri Dupree from Eisley and Chad Gilbert from New Found Glory - is apparently, less than one year in, already over:

Dear friends,

I see you have caught wind of the heartbreak I am currently
going through.
Much to my dismay, the rumors are true of the split of my Husband
and I; And sadly, I do not have the power to change the hearts of man.
I just ask that you would please, respect our privacy at this time,
(I know you will); And refrain from discussing it on this forum. And
thank you for your concern.
The world has been completely turned upside down and I thank you
for your prayers for both of us. Though my heart is broken in half
over this, I know God mends all things in time.

All my love,
Sherri

“Are not five sparrow sold for two pennies?
Yet not one of them is forgotten by God.
Indeed, the very hairs of your head are all numbered.
Don’t be afraid; you are worth more than many sparrows”
-Luke 12;6-7

Bummer.

So the thing about Eisley is that not only do the make heavenly magestic joytime music, but they basically transcend the boundaries of human kindness and attractiveness. Video Matt was lucky enough to spend some time with them last night at the good ol’ Boardwalk in Orangevale since I was too shy to possibly go within 50 feet of Stacy Dupree. The resulting footage is here for your enjoyment. So, enjoy.