So I totally forgot to watch Dillinger last night on Conan, which is pretty much cred loss on my part. But at least I was getting drunk, which is about the best excuse possible. And besides, there’s always the INTERNET.

The songs kicks off on some pretty tame shit, at least for Dillinger, but alas, there is a bit of redemption towards the end, when the band starts to sort of go off a little bit. However, they could have used a little more of this:

If this isn’t the BEST FUCKING WENDY’S COMMERCIAL EVER
I don’t know what is.
According to this video and Mr. Taylor’s recent studies, David Hasselhoff will live to be too goddamn old to pay for his children to video tape him piss ass drunk on the floor. At least he’s home safe and not out on the town bending fenders.

Out of respect for the Hoff, and thanks to some duly noted flaws in our society today, pointed out in a conversation I had this morning with friend David Alvarez of Shaolin Temple of Boom, I’ve removed the video and replaced it with a link giving people the option to make the viewing choice.

I personally think Hammerd Hoff is better than no Hoff at all.
But at the same time think if his daughter was trying to get him help, she could have approached the situation in a better way… better than attempting to put her father through much social humiliation and criticism.

Entertainment is entertainment. When the spectator is pushing to get behind the curtain, or even when the curtain is pulled back by loved ones of said entertainer(s) it becomes intrusive. And unfortunately that is the mindset of United States culture today. Entertainment is intrusion. Intrusion is entertainment.

That being said… I would kill for the opportunity to get mashed and eat Wendy’s on the Hoff’s floor with the man himself…

Always in constant pursuit of all that is professional and inspiring we here at the synthesis network enjoy the priceless services of interns just like this one. Our Beloved Mitch will now demonstrate for you the true and proper chicken truth.

So Mel Gibson was arrested in Malibu on Friday on DUI charges. Yes, Mel Gibson, the Christian Superhero. An insider web-blog, TMZ.com, is alleging a cover up by Malibu police:

As the two stood next to the hood of the patrol car, the deputy asked Gibson to get inside. Deputy Mee then walked over to the passenger door and opened it. The report says Gibson then said, “I’m not going to get in your car,” and bolted to his car. The deputy quickly subdued Gibson, cuffed him and put him inside the patrol car…. Once inside the car, a source directly connected with the case says Gibson began banging himself against the seat. The report says Gibson told the deputy, “You mother f****r. I’m going to f*** you.” The report also says “Gibson almost continually [sic] threatened me saying he ‘owns Malibu’ and will spend all of his money to ‘get even’ with me.”… The report says Gibson then launched into a barrage of anti-Semitic statements: “F*****g Jews… The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world.” Gibson then asked the deputy, “Are you a Jew?“… The deputy became alarmed as Gibson’s tirade escalated, and called ahead for a sergeant to meet them when they arrived at the station. When they arrived, a sergeant began videotaping Gibson, who noticed the camera and then said, “What the f*** do you think you’re doing?“… A law enforcement source says Gibson then noticed another female sergeant and yelled, “What do you think you’re looking at, sugar tits?“… After leaving the bathroom, Gibson then demanded to make a phone call. He was taken to a pay phone and, when he didn’t get a dial tone, we’re told Gibson threw the receiver against the phone. Deputy Mee then warned Gibson that if he damaged the phone he could be charged with felony vandalism. We’re told Gibson was then asked, and refused, to sign the necessary paperwork and was thrown in a detox cell.

Since the reports have surfaced, Ari Emanuel (who greatly influences the Entourage character, Ari Gold) has put out a statement to call for Hollywood to blacklist Gibson:

At a time of escalating tensions in the world, the entertainment industry cannot idly stand by and allow Mel Gibson to get away with such tragically inflammatory statements. When The Passion of the Christ came out, Gibson was quoted as categorically denying any anti-Semitism attributed to him: “For me, it goes against the tenets of my faith, to be racist in any form. To be anti-Semitic is a sin. It’s been condemned by one Papal Council after another. There’s encyclicals on it, which is, you know — to be anti-Semitic is to be unchristian, and I’m not.”
Now we know the truth. And no amount of publicist-approved contrition can paper it over. People in the entertainment community, whether Jew or gentile, need to demonstrate that they understand how much is at stake in this by professionally shunning Mel Gibson and refusing to work with him, even if it means a sacrifice to their bottom line.
There are times in history when standing up against bigotry and racism is more important than money.

Let the drama begin…