While I was away on tour (the exploits of which will be posted in this space eventually…when I run out of other bullshit to write about…which will be never…), Video Matt posted a metric shit ton of videos from Warped Tour, and from his vault of content. I was sifting through them today to edit them words when I stumbled across a video Matt was yapping about yesterday, Rody Walker (Protest The Hero) and his letter to Metal Jake.

From Matt’s description I thought it was just Rody writing a letter to “Metal”; the greater concept, not just a friend of Matt’s. Perhaps my misinterpretation of Matt’s story will be the genesis of another Award Winning Manchild Drink Beer episode. Only time will tell. This video from Rody is still pretty BA though.

Today is a special day. Not only is it Friday the 13th, it’s the day that marks the completion of my first week of Going Commando. Taking a page from my girl’s book, I’ve stopped wearing underwear. That’s right folks, everything you’ve read or viewed from me over the last five days (and this includes our inventive, tentatively-titled Manchild Drink Beer series) was created in a state of previously unmet comfort - just naked skin covered by a thinning layer of blue jeans (Button fly. What do I look like, a masochist?).

Now I know why our Governor always looks so calm and collected. Free-ballin’ man!

Going Commando. Recommended.